Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Dear Uber Driver, artist - The AAA Girls. Album song Access All Areas, in the genre Date of issue: 28.07.2017
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Tunecore
Song language: English
Dear Uber Driver |
| Dear Uber driver |
| Here’s a few things you need to know if |
| You wanna take this full time woman for a ride |
| Hurry don’t be late |
| Meet me at the gate |
| Try not to hit a bunch of speed bumps |
| While I beat my face |
| I’m gonna need my light |
| My brows are even right? |
| (No) |
| Why you watchin' me? |
| Oi! |
| Eyes on the street |
| Now don’t avert your eyes |
| I’m 'bout to shave my thighs |
| And if this tuck gets any looser |
| You’ll see a surprise |
| Don’t play it by the book |
| Go on it’s fine to look |
| Like what you see? |
| That’s fine have a peek |
| You gotta know first of all I ain’t no lady |
| Matter fact, I’m fucking crazy |
| Bitch you better make that light |
| Go! |
| Go! |
| What the fuck |
| Dear Uber driver |
| Here’s a few things you need to know if |
| You wanna take this gorgeous lady for a ride |
| (Um, shouldn’t we be taking Lyft?) |
| Dear Uber driver |
| Lookin' at me, don’t you be so nervous |
| Bet you never saw a pair of air bags look so fine |
| (I'm too pretty to die, ahh!) |
| After the show tonight |
| I’ll be drunk and high |
| So while I’m sober take the address of this Grindr guy |
| Wait while I get him off |
| You know that’s never long |
| By the way your seats |
| Need Tide and Febreze |
| I already know I’m a queen I ain’t no lady |
| Don’t be saying nothing shady |
| I will read your whole damn life |
| Listen here you dog ass mole |
| Dear Uber Driver |
| Here’s a few things you need to know if |
| You wanna take this pretty young thing for a ride |
| (This isn’t a pool get out of my car) |
| Dear Uber driver |
| Don’t you know you that objects in the mirror |
| Might be looking bigger than they do when they’re inside |
| (Oh, it’s an 8.5 surge) |
| We’ll be stopping at the red light up ahead |
| Flash your junk for me and you might get fellatio |
| I’m not too good to try |
| Blowing a taxi guy |
| I’m just a chick |
| If you don’t mind a dick |
| You got to know first of all I ain’t no lady |
| But I’m fresher than a daisy |
| Wait I wanna flash that guy |
| (Hey, hey! Look at these) |
| Dear Uber driver |
| Here’s a few things you need to know if |
| You want a business from a special |
| Dear Uber driver |
| If you wanna get that five star rating |
| Get me to the gig |
| And make sure I arrive alive |
| (Click it or ticket) |
| Uber driver |
| Now you can zip your fly |