| Dear Uber driver
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| Here’s a few things you need to know if
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| You wanna take this full time woman for a ride
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| Hurry don’t be late
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| Meet me at the gate
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| Try not to hit a bunch of speed bumps
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| While I beat my face
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| I’m gonna need my light
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| My brows are even right?
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| (No)
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| Why you watchin' me?
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| Oi! |
| Eyes on the street
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| Now don’t avert your eyes
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| I’m 'bout to shave my thighs
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| And if this tuck gets any looser
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| You’ll see a surprise
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| Don’t play it by the book
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| Go on it’s fine to look
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| Like what you see?
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| That’s fine have a peek
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| You gotta know first of all I ain’t no lady
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| Matter fact, I’m fucking crazy
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| Bitch you better make that light
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| Go! |
| Go! |
| What the fuck
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| Dear Uber driver
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| Here’s a few things you need to know if
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| You wanna take this gorgeous lady for a ride
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| (Um, shouldn’t we be taking Lyft?)
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| Dear Uber driver
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| Lookin' at me, don’t you be so nervous
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| Bet you never saw a pair of air bags look so fine
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| (I'm too pretty to die, ahh!)
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| After the show tonight
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| I’ll be drunk and high
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| So while I’m sober take the address of this Grindr guy
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| Wait while I get him off
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| You know that’s never long
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| By the way your seats
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| Need Tide and Febreze
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| I already know I’m a queen I ain’t no lady
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| Don’t be saying nothing shady
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| I will read your whole damn life
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| Listen here you dog ass mole
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| Dear Uber Driver
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| Here’s a few things you need to know if
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| You wanna take this pretty young thing for a ride
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| (This isn’t a pool get out of my car)
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| Dear Uber driver
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| Don’t you know you that objects in the mirror
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| Might be looking bigger than they do when they’re inside
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| (Oh, it’s an 8.5 surge)
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| We’ll be stopping at the red light up ahead
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| Flash your junk for me and you might get fellatio
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| I’m not too good to try
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| Blowing a taxi guy
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| I’m just a chick
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| If you don’t mind a dick
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| You got to know first of all I ain’t no lady
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| But I’m fresher than a daisy
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| Wait I wanna flash that guy
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| (Hey, hey! Look at these)
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| Dear Uber driver
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| Here’s a few things you need to know if
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| You want a business from a special
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| Dear Uber driver
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| If you wanna get that five star rating
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| Get me to the gig
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| And make sure I arrive alive
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| (Click it or ticket)
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| Uber driver
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| Now you can zip your fly |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Dear Uber Driver , by - The AAA Girls. Song from the album Access All Areas, in the genre