
Date of issue: 09.01.2018
Song language: English
Ho Ho Ho Ho |
Ho money |
I want mo' money |
I want snow money |
I want yo' money |
Ho money |
I want mo' money |
I want snow money |
I want yo' money |
Once upon a time, not long ago |
Ho ho ho ho |
And Santa’s hittin' it |
Cross me off of his, gut bucket list |
All in the snow |
And I was gettin' it |
Sittin' on his lap, like a present, bitch |
Ho ho ho ho |
Him and me |
And he was rimmin' me |
Santa liked to creep |
Down my chimney |
Him and me |
And he was rimmin' me |
Santa liked to creep |
Down my chimney |
I say, if we gonna fuck I want presents |
Gotta a quarter ounce of weed and new dresses |
Send a venmo to my email addresses |
Make your holidays real fuckin' pleasant |
Back to the point |
December two-five in this bitch, it’s the shit |
Get me some hookers man, 'cause I’m rich |
Look around |
Thanksgiving passed, why you late |
I’m Christmas lunch, you a passover plate |
But I suck 'em though |
Shiny knob just like Rudolph’s ruddy nose |
Gift wrappin' paper, that’s for when he blows |
Then take them gifts meant for them other hoes |
Once upon a time not long ago |
Ho ho ho ho |
And Santa’s gettin' it |
Had me screaming |
Jesus of Nazareth |
All on the floor |
And shit was gettin' lit |
Miss Claus don’t try it |
Cause I’ll fight a bitch |
Ho ho ho ho |
You wanna donate? |
To my cookie plate? |
Give me whole milk? |
Mmm, tastes great |
You wanna donate? |
To my cookie plate? |
Give me whole milk? |
(Yeah I’m a ho ho ho) |
Mmm, tastes great |
All night, snow trickin' ho |
Turkey gettin' stuffed, spit roast |
Wearin' summer clothes in the snow |
Ho is life, can’t get cold |
And imma zipping it |
My stockings hung with if you’re wearing it |
Turn a trick, suck a dick, get the benefits |
Buy some tits for a sick Make-a-Wish-a kid |
Yeah I’m here, dick up in my rear |
My heels, my top’s gotta clutch some where |
On mine, no hands, while I ride that beard |
If it’s good bring it back next year |
M on the end swingin' round like hey |
M on the end swingin' round like hey |
Once upon a time not long ago |
Ho ho ho ho |
And Santa’s hittin' it |
Cross me off of his, good bucket list |
All in the snow |
And I was gettin' it |
Sittin' on his lap |
Like a present, bitch |
Ho ho ho ho |
Him and me |
And he was rimmin' me |
Santa liked to creep |
Down my chimney |
Him and me |
And he was rimmin' me |
Santa liked to creep |
Down my chimney |
Ho ho ho is life, bitch |
Name | Year |
---|---|
Hoops | 2018 |
Christmas Sweater ft. Willam, Courtney Act | 2015 |
Es Una Pasiva (Boy Is a Bottom Español) | 2015 |
Oral ft. Latrice Royale | 2018 |
Aileen ft. Trixie Mattel | 2018 |
Unshart My Fart | 2018 |
Fries ft. Rhea Litré | 2018 |
Drugs | 2018 |
Derrick | 2018 |
Unshart My Fart (Ballad) | 2018 |
I'm Not a Pearl | 2015 |
Es Una Pasiva | 2015 |
American Apparel Ad Girls ft. Courtney Act, Alaska Thunderfuck | 2014 |
Only Anally | 2015 |
How Much Can’t | 2015 |
Coin on the Dresser | 2015 |
Uck Foff | 2016 |
Read Her | 2016 |