Lyrics Uck Foff - Willam

Uck Foff

This is weird, I changed my number
Who the hell gave it to you?
Gonna block you
You better stop
Or I swear I’ll tell your friends when we hooked up I was the top
Fuck off
Cease and desist
My Grandma said she never liked you
And I quote her:
«He ain’t shit»
You’re an asshole
I don’t need two
You never gave me anything except for Herpes and the Flu
There’s Interference
You’re cutting out
Can you hear me now?
Fuck you and your stupid ass
Don’t make me put your life on blast
Tell the world you fucked me for my netflix password
In a dick contest with two asians you’re third
Fuck you and your stupid face
Cause blowing you left a bad taste
In my mouth and frankly, It’s really fucked up
That you think you can text me, and just say «What's up?»
No no no
Fuck off
Leave me alone
Or I’m gonna be Naomi Campbell, and beat you with my phone
Fuck off
Just go to hell
Cause your balls smell like a wet dog who works at Taco Bell
It’s no secret
That my career
Is running out of time
Fuck you and your stupid ass
Worse than last season’s Drag Race cast
It’s like you’re QVC, and I’m Amazon Prime
Bitch, I’m Dom Perignon, and you’re a warm Bud Light Lime
Fuck you and your stupid face
Your load tastes like anchovy paste
It’s like you’re H&M, and I’m real damn ballmade (?)
And stop sending invites to those Candy Crush games
Trixie’s a ho
Ooooooooh (what the fuck?)
Fuck you and your stupid ass
Just try to have a little class
Cause it’s time for us both to start backing off
So don’t Snapchat me vids of you jacking off
Fuck you and your stupid face
Wish I could rewind and erase
Because I’m moving on, and maybe you heard
That I’ve changed my mind and my Netflix password
Pay for yours
Nine ninety-nine…