Lyrics Trash Day - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Trash Day

It’s rotten, so rotten here
So rotten, ah, oh!
It was like, the last day before trash day (uh)
My place was getting kinda nasty (uh)
Even know the garbage I knew would reek (ya know)
Thought that I could leave it for one more week
Then I, I’m taking, birthday cake (oh) and chile and greasy old bacon
Throw in all on top of the mess I’ve been making
Wife so mad she start to shaking
Leaky bag and now the girl is gagging
She’s nagging, I need you to get that stuff of the kitchen floor (oh)
Is that too much to ask you for (oh)
But I see no reason why, I can’t let a few more weeks go by (uh uh)
And that garbage is piled up high
And buddy you should see the flies
I said.
There something rotten here (say what)
You better hold your nose (oh)
Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out
(uh uh uh uh, oh)
Boy there’s a lot in here (a lot)
And everyday it grows (oh)
(Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out)
Uh uh uh, make you
Wanna throw up
Look at all this garbage that I keep generating (come on)
I sit around all day and watch it biodegrading
Bet there’s a hundred health codes that I’m violating
Even my dog passed out and need resuscitating
You won’t believe it, take a whiff of that aroma
Sure to put you in a coma
It’s so messy can’t find my toenail clippers
It’s so bad the roaches wearing slippers
Worn, sweaty clothes, pile up in this joint
Stand up by themselves at this point
It’s so filthy now baby I can’t lie
I wipe my feet before I go outside
I wonder what crawled in here and died
Ya know, walking around barefoot I’d be terrified
But it gives me stuff to talk about with my friends, like
Hey I think them rats getting big (oh)
There’s something rotten here (say what)
You better hold your nose (oh)
(Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out) uh uh uh uh, oh
Look what we got in here (now what)
Let’s watch it decompose (oh)
(Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out) uh uh uh uh, make
You wanna throw up
With a little bit a
And a little bit a
Make me wanna throw up
It makes you wanna
Just makes you wanna
Oh
Some Lysol, some Comet
I got a mop and it’s got your name on it
(What?) I’m just kidding doggone it
(Oh) Unless your gonna do it
Careful not to (ay) breathe the fumes
The garbage piles are going all the way to the bathroom
Turn into toxic waste sometime this afternoon
Better get a Hazmat suit and a push broom
Oh
There’s something rotten here (say what)
You better hold your nose (oh)
(Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out) uh uh uh uh, oh
It’s kinda pot in here (tear pot)
Bring out the fire hose (oh)
(Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out) uh uh uh uh, make
You wanna throw up
With a little bit a
And a little bit a
Make me wanna throw up
Give a little bit a
And a tiny bit a
Make you wanna throw up
Mix a little bit a
With a molecule of a
Make me wanna throw up
It makes me wanna
Just makes me wanna
Oh!