Lyrics My Bologna - "Weird Al" Yankovic

My Bologna

Oooh, my little hungry one,
Hungry one.
Open up a package of my bologna.
Oooh, I think the toast is done,
The toast is done.
Top it with a little of my bologna.
Never gonna stop,
Eat it up.
Such a tasty snack,
I always eat too much,
And throw up.
But I’ll soon be back
For my my my yi yi wooo!
M-M-M-My bologna.
Spreadin’on the mustard now,
A-show me how.
Spread it on a little of this bologna.
Hopin’that we don’t run out,
Don’t run out.
If we do, I’m sure that I’ll miss bologna.
Never gonna stop,
Eat it up.
Such a tasty snack,
I always eat too much,
And throw up.
But I’ll soon be back
For my my my yi yi wooo!
M-M-M-My bologna.
Goin’to the market now,
Market now.
I’m the city’s biggest bologna buyer.
Walkin’down the shopping aisles,
Shopping aisles.
Fillin’up my basket with Oscar Mayer.
Never gonna stop,
Eat it up.
Such a tasty snack,
I always eat too much,
And throw up.
But I’ll soon be back
For my my my yi yi wooo!
M-M-M-My bologna.