
Date of issue: 17.10.2010
Song language: English
Jurassic Park |
I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes |
And before long, they were cloning DNA |
Now I’m being chased by some irate velociraptors |
Well, believe me… this has been one lousy day |
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark |
All the dinosaurs are running wild |
Somone shut the fence off in the rain |
I admit its kinda eerie |
But this proves my chaos theory |
And I dont think I’ll be coming back again |
Oh no. |
I cannot approve of this attraction |
'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad |
A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer |
Well, I suppose that proves… they're really not all bad |
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark |
All the dinosaurs are running wild |
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen |
I’m afraid those things’ll harm me |
'Cause they sure don’t act like Barney |
And they think I’m their dinner, not their friend |
Oh no. |
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark |
All the dinosaurs are running wild |
What a crummy weekend this has been |
Well, this sure ain’t no E-ticket |
Think I’ll tell them where to stick it |
'Cause I’m never coming back this way again |
Oh no. |
Oh no. |
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