Lyrics I Think I'm a Clone Now - "Weird Al" Yankovic

I Think I'm a Clone Now

I Think I’m A Clone Now
[I Think We’re Alone Now/Tiffany/1987 and
Tommy James & The Shondells/1967]
Isn’t it strange???
Feels like I’m lookin' in the mirror
What would people say… if only they knew that I was
Part of some geneticist’s plan
Born to be a carbon copy man
There in a petri dish late one night
They took a donor’s body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say…
I think I’m a clone now
There’s always two of me just a-hangin' around
I think I’m a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
Look at the way… we go out walking close together
I guess you could say… I'm really beside myself
I still remember how it began
They produced a carbon copy man
Born in a science lab late one night
Without a mother or a father
Just a test tube and a womb with a view…
I think I’m a clone now
There’s always two of me just a-hangin' around
I think I’m a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
I think I’m a clone now
And I can stay at home while I’m out of town
I think I’m a clone now
'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down