Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hardware Store, artist - "Weird Al" Yankovic. Date of issue: 17.10.2010
Song language: English
Hardware Store |
| I thought that I would go right outta my mind |
| Until a friend told me the news |
| He said, «(Hey), you know that vacant lot |
| Right beside the gas station? |
| Well, somebody bought it And on the spot they’re gonna build a shop |
| Where we can go buy bolts and screws» |
| Since then I’ve been walking on air (air) |
| I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair |
| 'Cause I’m so excited and I really don’t care |
| I’ve been waiting since last June |
| For this day to finally arrive |
| I’m so happy (happy) now just to be alive |
| 'Cause any minute now I’m gonna be inside |
| Well, I hope they open soon |
| I can’t wait no, (no I) I can’t wait (oh when) |
| When they gonna open up that door? |
| I’m goin' (yes I’m) goin', I’m a-goin' to the |
| Goin' to the (hard) ware I’m goin', really goin' to the |
| Goin' (hard) I’m goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I’m goin' to the |
| Hardware store |
| In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight |
| Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out |
| I pressed my nose right up against the glass |
| You know, I had to be first in line |
| Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom |
| Want a pair of pliers for every single room in my house |
| See those hacksaws? |
| Very, very soon |
| One of them will be all mine |
| Guys with name tags walking down the aisles |
| Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles |
| Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles |
| All arranged alphabetically |
| And they’re doing a promotional stunt |
| There’s a great big purple sign out front |
| That says every 27th customer |
| Will get a ball pein hammer free |
| I can’t wait no, (no I) I can’t wait (oh when) |
| When are they gonna open up that door? |
| I’m goin' (yes I’m) goin', I’m a-goin' to the |
| Goin' to the (hard) ware I’m goin', really goin' to the |
| Goin' (hard) I’m goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I’m goin' to the |
| Hardware store |
| I’m goin' (yes I’m) goin', I’m a-goin' to the |
| Goin' to the (hard) ware I’m goin', really goin' to the |
| Goin' (hard) I’m goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I’m goin' to the |
| Hardware store |
| (breathe) |
| Would you look at all that stuff … |
| They’ve got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters |
| Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water heaters |
| Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires |
| BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers |
| Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters |
| Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters |
| Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables |
| Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles |
| Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication |
| Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation |
| Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors |
| Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors |
| Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers |
| Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers |
| Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers |
| Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers |
| I can’t wait no, (no I) I can’t wait (oh when) |
| When are they gonna open up that door? |
| I’m goin' (yes I’m) goin', I’m a-goin' to the |
| Goin' to the (hard) ware I’m goin', really goin' to the |
| Goin' (hard) I’m goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I’m goin' to the |
| Hardware store |
| I’m goin' (yes I’m) goin', I’m a-goin' to the |
| Goin' to the (hard) ware I’m goin', really goin' to the |
| Go |