Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Fat, artist - "Weird Al" Yankovic. Date of issue: 17.10.2010
Fat |
| Your butt is wide, well mine is too |
| Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you |
| The word is out, better treat me right |
| 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite |
| Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right |
| My zippers bust, my buckles break |
| I'm too much man for you to take |
| The pavement cracks when I fall down |
| I've got more chins than Chinatown |
| Well, I've never used a phone booth |
| And I've never seen my toes |
| When I'm goin' to the movies |
| I take up seven rows |
| Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on |
| (Fat, fat, really really fat) |
| You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it |
| (Fat, fat, really really fat) |
| You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know |
| (Fat, fat, really really fat) |
| Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout |
| Just now tell me once again who's fat |
| When I walk out to get my mail |
| It measures on the Richter scale |
| Down at the beach I'm a lucky man |
| I'm the only one who gets a tan |
| If I have one more pie a la mode |
| I'm gonna need my own zip code |
| When you're only having seconds |
| I'm having twenty-thirds |
| When I go to get my shoes shined |
| I gotta take their word |
| Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone |
| (Fat, fat, really really fat) |
| You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it |
| (Fat, fat, really really fat) |
| You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know |
| (Fat, fat, really really fat) |
| And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds |
| Lemme tell you once again who's fat |
| If you see me comin' your way |
| Better give me plenty space |
| If I tell you that I'm hungry |
| Then won't you feed my face |
| Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on |
| (Fat, fat, really really fat) |
| You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it |
| (Fat, fat, really really fat) |
| You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know |
| (Fat, fat, really really fat) |
| Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house |
| I really sit around the house |
| You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on |
| (Fat, fat, really really fat) |
| You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it |
| (Fat, fat, really really fat) |
| You know, you know, you know, come on |
| (Fat, fat, really really fat) |
| And you know all by myself I'm a crowd |
| Lemme tell you once again |
| You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it |
| (Fat, fat, really really fat) |
| You know I'm fat, you know, ho |
| (Fat, fat, really really fat) |
| You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know |
| (Fat, fat, really really fat) |
| And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud |
| Just tell me once again who's fat |