| «Information, may I help you please?»
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| «Yeah I’d like the number of uhh, Harvey Wallbaner please?»
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| «Uhh let me get you my superior»
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| («More powerful.»)
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| One-two, one-two, move over one-two
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| Mic checkin and checkin and checkin and checkin for you
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| Harvey Wallbanger’s, back to bang walls
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| Lastin for hours and never takin a pause
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| Cause Harvey, that is his name
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| And any other Harvey’s just ain’t the same
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| Although it seems amusing ain’t a damn thing funny
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| So get that smirk off your face, money
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| And let’s simply take a ride on the wild side
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| And bust our ass on the rawhide
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| Sex packets? |
| I don’t need to try these
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| Cause Harvey’s in there for the 90's
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| With the quickness, speed, and agility
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| Harvey — has the ability
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| To reach the seventh letter of the alphabet
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| So Troy Wonder — tell 'em who to get
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| Harvey
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| You gotta get Harvey
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| What’s his name? |
| His name is Harvey
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| You know what I’m talkin? |
| Get Harvey
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| Take off the hat this ain’t no time for fashion
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| Why? |
| This is a time for passion
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| Yes, another Harvey summer
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| What? |
| I’m cloggin pipes like a plumber
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| This ain’t the desert put away the cactus
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| Harvey — never needed any practice
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| He was born with the skill and technique
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| Technic — since I’m on it let me speak
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| About my DJ, Troy Wonder on the fader
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| With the quickness, teamed up with the fitness
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| Now who in the world has a faster wrist
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| Nobody tell 'em why Troy («cause I’ve mastered this»)
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| Yes you heard it from the grapevine
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| Get the hell off mine — cause it’s Harvey time
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| Barring further adieux, I must get the job done
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| («Let's have some fun.») with Harvey
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| Harvey
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| It’s Harvey
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| There’s a knock at the door, yo guess who’s here
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| Harvey? |
| Nah, Jimmy the Queer
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| And Jimmy’s just a little squirt kind of a Pee Wee Herman
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| Homeboy be like squirmin
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| Loose like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
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| I fit tight like a girdle
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| And when I quote I float note for note
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| So there’s no need to («CLEAR MY THROAT!»)
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| Cause Harvey’s skill you could never measure
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| So sit back relax and enjoy the pleasure
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| Harvey stays stiffer to the break of dawn
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| And goes («on and on…»)
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| Flowin like a river, passin your liver
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| Long enough to make your backbone shiver
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| Goosebumps, make you feel like you’re numb
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| And it takes a long time 'til he says («I'm comin!»)
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| It’s Harvey
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| It’s Harvey
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| It’s Harvey
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| Harvey
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| Now when it’s time to stroke («GO!») Harvey ain’t no joke («GO!»)
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| Boxers get hot so you might see smoke («GO!»)
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| But never burnin, cause I like to examine
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| Snatch, before I start rammin
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| Harvey, the new shit for the summer
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| Like neon, so put your pink on
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| Or your blue on, or even your red on
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| Cause even in the dark I’m dead on. |
| target
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| And I never miss ONCE!
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| I’m always hittin the cunts
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| For the 90's, most definitely in there
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| Freaks of the world beware.
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| It’s Harvey
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| It’s Harvey yeah you know what I’m sayin baby
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| It’s Harvey you wanna get stanky? |
| Yup
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| It’s Harvey so get out your notes, your pad and pencil
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| Cause this is the explanation
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| For the 90's, most definitely in there, y’knowhatI’msayin?
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| The family, most definitely got, the big Harvey’s y’knowhatI’msayin?
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| Troy Wonder got the Harvey, got the Harvey
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| Ministers of Black got the Harvey
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| YouknowhatI’msayin? |
| got the Harvey
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| Poor Righteous Teachers most definitely got the Harvey
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| So now you know what a Harvey is, I must say
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| Peace — and to anybody I forgot, Harvey — in there for the 90's |