Lyrics Welcome to the Realm - The Wizards

Welcome to the Realm

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to a new realm.
A realm where Purple Magic is used by only the most skilled alchemists.
The ones that have been around for thousands of years in order to master it.
The Wizards.
Purple Magic is used to control.
It is used to make other’s conform to the master’s will.
The lyrical skills needed to cast the spells of Purple Magic can only be found
in the tomes and pages in which you are about to hear.
The Wizards.
On the mic Olde Tobey aka Tobidicus the Wise, Young Zeld aka Tranzelda Hopkins,
Limahl Spellswell aka Jiggy Stardust, and Bull Doozer aka Captain Hook.
The Wizards.
So pay attention as these Wizards draw you into the world of mixing potions,
fucking maidens, slaying dragons, and turning a profit on that wizard weed.
This is not a fucking joke.
This is Purple Magic.