Lyrics Purple Magic - The Wizards

Purple Magic

I’ve been high for over ten thousand years
I picked up the habit from some burnt out peers
I started out with just a little bit
But now I find that I just can’t quit
I smoke spliffs, blunts, joints and bowls
I smoke so much weed, I can’t read my scrolls
I’ve hot-boxed the dungeon with an old bug bear
Smoke fillin' up our brains like an electric chair
Paranoid, I’ve got a spell ready to cast
Won’t feel my fury if you puff, puff pass
Always smokin' on the wizard wi-wizard I got that wizard weed
Always smokin' on the wizard wi-wizard I got that wizard weed
No I never leave the tower without it
No I never ride my dragon without it
No I never fuck a maiden without it
Pass it here cause I’m bout it
Shit I blow a boat through Bilbo’s O’s
Exhale the chest, and feel it yo
Sit back for a minute, let the beat sink in
Whatchyouthinkn'?
Ready to blaze on a little olde tobey
Got a little extra for a little old homie
Then Pack it up — Smoke — fill it up again
Then Pack it up — Smoke — fill it up again
I’m puffin' on that wizard weed, it’s all a wizard really need
That Southern Star, that Tobey Green, that Westman’s Weed
Man I sell the shit, but I never smoke the shit
Cause everytime I smoke that shit I’m not about my wits
This Elf rolled up on me like he was rough
He said: «You got some shit?»
I said «I got enough.»
So I pulled out the brick of that Purple Magic
Then his pistol went click, He said: «thanks, I’ll have it»
But before he grabbed it, my staff, I jabbed it
Right into his dicks and then spit my automatic
Wooooooo — Close calls ain’t my thing
But Jiggy’s got that itchy trigger finger maintained
But what if I didn’t?
I’d be dead in the ground
Shit, I’m playin' kids, man I’m high right now