
Date of issue: 09.04.2009
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Potion Mixin |
Yeah that’s right man we back and we doin' it big |
Like a giant fucked a giant bitch and had a giant bitch |
On the beat we switch samples like Provasic, the lyrical fugitive |
I’m runnin' this rap bitch |
Never trim my beard, never trim my beard |
The potions that I mix are bio-engineered |
I like to take a little bat wing and milky way |
And mix it with some pixie dust and alize |
We’re blowing up like Timothy McVeigh |
My wizardry’s insane, I shall proceed to proclaim |
That my potions are top, dawg, they got fog |
You wanna battle recipes or not, dawg? |
Cause I got concoctions to stop and drop huns |
Down to their knees and they leave with hot crossed buns |
The dick master with the fine white gnome hoes |
And that’s why I’m livin' in The Twilight Zone Joe |
That’s why we wizards |
Potion mixin' everyday |
We wizards Sprinkle it up, I straight wrinkle it up |
I got the hide of a hog now I crinkle it up |
Stretch it out real tight toss it in the pot |
Clock strikes midnight sit back and watch |
As the water turns purple like the herb I be puffin' |
Throw a little ash in the batch oh it needs something |
Mixin', matchin' toss a little dash in |
Take a little bit out, then put a little back in |
Risin' up and watch it bubble and boil |
Add a fist full of dust now some bubblin' oil |
Is it worth all the fuss, all the trouble and toil? |
Hell yeah I’m huffin on that |
Now I’m doublin' oil |
Zorak con meja, kelfa rata slissen |
Now I just sit back and just blaze a bag |
While the potion just keeps mixin' |
I got the dopest potions in the shire |
Special deals for a first time buyer |
Got shit on the rack that will devastate |
Take one sip and you’ll levitate |
Pour some brew into my stein |
Guarantee a motherfucker gonna have a good time |
Up in the tavern, actin' a fool |
Picking a fight with a random ass ghoul |
On potion 9, gotta test my endurance |
Life of a wizard, it’s a regular occurrence |
Brain be swirlin', see a bitch in the back |
Hop on my griffin let’s head to my shack |
All messed up and I might go limp |
Ain’t no problem for a fifth level pimp |
Ain’t no problem, it’s all good |
Potion by my bed turn my dick into wood |
Name | Year |
---|---|
The Shire (Featuring Drake McFayden) | 2009 |
Wizards Never Die | 2009 |
Purple Magic | 2009 |
Mighty Wizards | 2009 |
Welcome to the Realm | 2009 |
Straight Outta Mordor | 2009 |
Dragon Slayers (Featuring Muriah) | 2009 |