Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Jilted John (The Vandals), artist - The Vandals. Date of issue: 31.12.1996
Song language: English
Jilted John (The Vandals) |
| I’ve been going out with a girl |
| Her name is Julie |
| But last night she said to me |
| When we were watching telly |
| (This is what she said) |
| She said listen John, I love you |
| But there’s this bloke, I fancy |
| I don’t want to two time you |
| So it’s the end for you and me |
| Who’s this bloke I asked her |
| Gordon, she replied |
| Not that puff, I said dismayed |
| Yes but he’s no puff she cried |
| (He's more of a man than you’ll ever be) |
| Here we go, two three four |
| I was so upset that I cried |
| All the way to the chip shop |
| When I came out there was Gordon |
| Standing at the bus stop |
| (And guess who was with him? |
| Yeah, Julie, and they were both laughing at me) |
| Oh, she is cruel and heartless |
| To pack me for Gordon |
| Just cos he’s better looking than me |
| Just cos he’s cool and trendy |
| But I know he’s a moron |
| Gordon is a moron |
| Gordon is a moron |
| Gordon is a moron |
| Here we go, two three four |
| He is a creep, she is a tart |
| He’s very cheap, she is a slut |
| He thinks he’s tough, she is a bitch |
| He is a puff |
| Yeah yeah, it’s not fair |
| Yeah yeah, it’s not fair |
| (I ought to smash his face in.) |
| (Yeah, but he’s bigger than me. In’t he?) |
| (I know, I’ll get my mate Barry to hit him. He’d flatten him) |
| (Oh but Barry’s a mate of Gordon’s in’e?) |
| (I don’t care) |
| I don’t care, I don’t care |
| Yeah yeah |
| Cause she’s a slag and he’s a creep |
| She is a tart, he’s very cheap |
| She is a slut, he thinks he’s tough |
| She is a bitch, he is a puff |
| Yeah yeah, yeah yeah |
| Yeah yeah, yeah yeah |
| Yeah yeah, yeah yeah |