Lyrics Live Fast, Diarrhea - The Vandals

Live Fast, Diarrhea

Intoxicated — the way I go through life
Inebriated — and then I pay the price
Designated drinker with a defected driver
I can’t find my keys must have left them inside her
Eating Taco Bell and now I’m drinking gin and tonic
I think there’s an answer but I can’t put my finger on it
Mom please come pick me up I don’t know where I am
It’s the last think I’ll ask
I just wanna live fast, diarrhea
Live fast!
Diarrhea!
Punk is what it is — until you’re getting paid
This is how I live, it’s not a fucking phase
They don’t understand, they think they’re fucking rad
We should kill those guys, this is bullshit man
I followed Marshall Silver and I bootlegged Hooked on Phonics
I think there’s an answer but I can’t put my finger on it
Mom please come pick me up I don’t know where I am
It’s the last thing I’ll ask
I just wanna live fast, diarrhea Live
Fast!
Diarrhea!