Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Grandpa's Last Christmas, artist - The Vandals. Date of issue: 04.11.2021
Song language: English
Grandpa's Last Christmas |
| Mom Says, «Put on your Christmas best.» |
| Grandpa’s coming down this year and it might be his last. |
| Why Mom? |
| You say that every time. |
| It seem that he’s been dying ever since I was nine. |
| I don’t mean no disrespect because he’s old and mean. |
| But how come we invite him when he always makes a scene? |
| Tell me Why Does, he hit me with his cane? |
| And why should I get him a gift if he doesn’t know my name? |
| How come, he always calls me «Kate» |
| and forgets his dentures on his dinner plate? |
| This could be Grandpa’s last Christmas |
| That’s what Mother said. |
| This could be Grandpa’s last Christmas |
| And soon he might be dead, so be nice. |
| What can I say to someone 300 years old? |
| When he seems so content staring at the jello mold. |
| Please Mom, let me go out and play |
| or soon I will go deaf like him from hearing him complain. |
| I know, his life’s been long and hard |
| but he deserves some quiet and peace in a nice graveyard |
| Grandpa, I love you just the same |
| But I know that you won’t be happy until you drive us all insane |
| This could be Grandpa’s last Christmas |
| That’s what Mother said. |
| This could be Grandpa’s last Christmas |
| And soon he might be dead, so be nice. |
| be nice… to Grandpa… cuz he’s old… and he smells, |
| and he’s gonna die soon… be nice to Grandpa |