| For all those that are feeling way too fed up inside
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| Now here’s a celebration of failure and losing
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| Like to put a shout out to all y’all far and wide
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| Sorry people but this is the way it’s gotta be
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| I know, I know, I know, I know
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| We are pushing the parameters to a brand new low
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| The end is near there’s lots to fear
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| No such thing as a good day is what I’m told
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| Let the bad times roll
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| The grass is never greener on the other side
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| I’ll stay right here and frolic in the dirt and gravel
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| Where’s the love in this room? |
| I feel teary eyed
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| Between you and me I don’t think it’s ever gonna change
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| Descend, rear end, offend a friend
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| It’s wise of you to run and hide from what’s around the bend
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| The end is near there’s lots to fear
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| No such thing as a free lunch is what I’m told
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| Let the band times roll
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| Up to me I’ll embrace them happily
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| Let you people know I’m not foolin'
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| Come take a ride with me down to Riverside
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| Show you what it’s like to be coolin'
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| Life’s gotta be a little better overseas
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| Where everyone’s drivin' a Mercedes
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| Unsatisfied with my mailorder bride
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| So much for my last attempt with the ladies
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| Listen to nobody this is the way I think
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| Tell 'em all you’re gonna live at least until you’re forty
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| Just be glad you’re only one shade of blue in the face
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| Wake up smell the shit and think that everything is great
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| I know, I know, I know, I know
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| We are pushing the parameters to a brand new low
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| The end is near there’s lots to fear
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| No such thing as a good day is what I’m told
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| Let the bad times roll |