![Choosing Your Masters - The Vandals](https://cdn.muztext.com/i/3284753620803925347.jpg)
Date of issue: 31.12.1995
Record label: Nitro
Song language: English
Choosing Your Masters |
I think my TV’s busted |
If not this country’s dusted |
'cause I think I saw 7 Mary 3 |
And they were on the MTV |
They were telling the people to rock the what? |
Talentless hippies, Hootie wannabees |
Southern fried kings of mediocrity |
Now let me get this straight |
You want MTV viewers |
The worlds biggest losers |
To vote? |
This idea’s wrong |
In fact there ought to be a law |
If you can sit through a Silverchair video |
You shouldn’t be allowed to vote at all |
They call it a revolution, I call it a curse |
Tabitha sucks and Kennedy’s worse |
It’s like I got Clockwork Orange things on my eyelids |
As I watch the fans of Stone Temple Pilots seize power |
A layer of shit spreads across the land |
It’s a PSA from the Rollins Band |
Now the sellout of all time |
Who can’t sing or write a rhyme |
Is telling his Genius club |
They have a voice? |
Well the voice of his fans |
Like those of Blind Melons |
Should be lumped together |
W/ convicted felons |
Just a certain segment of society |
Not encouraged to engage in public policy |
This idea’s wrong |
In fact there ought to be a law |
Anyone who bought the last Hole record |
Should be thoroughly deprogrammed |
For the safety of us all |
This idea’s wrong |
Don’t choose your masters |
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