
Date of issue: 07.11.2005
Record label: Kung Fu
Song language: English
Disproportioned Head |
If my body was twice the size it was |
then I might look alright but I don’t because, |
I’ve got a disproportioned head. |
And the people they point and laugh at me and |
they tell me it’s huge cuz honestly — |
I’ve got a disproportioned head. |
Don’t try and be nice and say, «It's really not that big» |
cuz I am well aware that you are lying — about my head. |
It blocks out the sun like a parasol. |
And I’m walking around like a Dodger doll cuz I’ve got a disproportioned head. |
And I can’t make it better with surgery. |
So I’m stuck with this skull and the world can see, |
I’ve got a disproportioned head. |
Don’t try and be nice to me because you think I’m near. |
I’m across the street and I can’t hear. |
Don’t offer advice to me, of hats- it’s all been tried. |
They don’t really make them in my size… Head. |
And I can only fit in convertible cars. |
And my Mom has a 3-foot cesarean scar, |
cuz of my disoproportioned head |
And I’d go ahead and end it now |
If I could find a noose that would fit around my huge, disproportioned head. |
I’ve got a disproportioned head |
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