Lyrics The Fap Song - Teamheadkick

The Fap Song

When I wanna see things I shouldn’t see
I close my blinds, turn on my PC
I gotta fap
So I’ll fap
No matter how weird your fetish is
You can find it online with a couple of clicks
So let’s fap
I gotta fap
Fap to the left, fap to the right
Fap all day, and I fap all night
You do it, I do it too
In fact, I might just fap to you
It don’t matter where you’re from
If you fap too much, you’ll go numb
So let’s fap
We gotta fap
Somebody once said «if you fap, you’ll go blind»
Then Helen Keller is the greatest of all time
Let’s fap
C’mon, fap
Fap one time, fap again
Fapping’s fun if you use your friends
Fap to this, fap to that
Fap in a sock, or in a hat
Everybody does it
Come on, don’t lie
If you fap too hard you’ll have to guard your eyes
Burning fap
I still fap
If you fap then put your hands up
One hand in the front, and one in your butt
Expert fap
Legendary fap
(Fap, fap)
(Fap, fap)
(Fap, fap)
(Fap, fap)
(Fap, fap)
(Fap, fap)
(Fap, fap)
(Fap, fap)