| Let’s pwn some noobs
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| Pwn some noobs
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| Meet me in the lobby, go and get your gun
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| We can 1v1, it will be so fun
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| On a Friday night, nothing else to do
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| Let’s get together and pwn some noobs
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| Gamers do it better you can’t deny
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| Because we respawn when we die
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| The UAV just came online and
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| Now there’s nowhere you can hide
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| Your team, my team, I won’t hesitate
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| To aim right down the scope and blast your face
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| Thermal reticle, red dot or iron sights
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| When I get you in my field of view you better say goodnight
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| (Say goodnight)
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| You lag so bad, that’s your excuse
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| And if I camp I’m «breaking the rules»
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| And because I killed you I’m «using hacks»
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| That’s not cheating, that’s knowing the map
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| I know you’re gonna rage quit
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| And I know you can’t handle this
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| And I know you’re gonna ragequit
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| So hurry up and get it over with
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| Let’s pwn some noobs
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| Pwn some noobs
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| When I get the shotty it’s time to raid
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| And if you hide from my guns then I’m throwing grenades
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| And if you get too close, I’m using a knife
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| Ginsu your neck from the left to the right
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| And when I dropshot I am for the knees
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| Don’t give a goddamn if you wanna prestige
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| So stop yelling at me through your microphone
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| You sound like a kid that needs to get owned
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| Run around the map, spin around looking all confused
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| Ragequit like a bitch because you’ve got something to prove
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| (Like that you’re not a virgin)
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| Online there’s tryhards, retards, and the like
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| (Lot of friendly people online)
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| Makin' excuses everytime they die
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| (My controllers batteries are dead)
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| You’ve got an HDTV the size of a truck
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| Bought the best Turtle Beaches and you still suck
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| Always have to have a reason as to why you lost
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| «I didn’t have host and he’s got an aimbot»
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| (Yeah, I got my aimbot at K-Mart. $ 5.99, Bluelight Special)
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| I know you’re gonna rage quit
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| And I know you can’t handle this
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| And I know you’re gonna ragequit
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| So hurry up and get it over with
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| Stop it dude, nobody likes a bitch
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| I didn’t «glitch the map», I didn’t «lagswitch»
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| I just try to hide, and be accurate
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| Pwning noobs like you until they rage quit
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| «How do I dropshot? |
| How do I aim, bro?»
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| «What's a MOAB? |
| Is it painful?»
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| «I'm on a death streak, I stole another kill»
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| «I can hit you sometimes if you’re standing still»
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| «I'm as accurate as a blind guy»
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| «When I call in Air Support, somehow I die»
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| «I found a guy standing still, he’s AFK»
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| «I pull the trigger and I miss his ass anyway»
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| «My KDR is negative, but I’m not bad»
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| «I've got MLG written in my gamertag»
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| Newsflash, here’s some gamer truth
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| If you can’t spot the noob, then the noob is you
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| I know you’re gonna rage quit
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| And I know you can’t handle this
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| And I know you’re gonna ragequit
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| So hurry up and get it over with |