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| They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast
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| Came to merc the bad guys, and get some ass
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| Got blades for days, got guns galore
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| Got combo moves, evades and more
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| With bear traps and hand grenades
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| Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face
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| Poppin off caps, leave a trail of guts
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| Sittin' on my chair, scratchin' my nuts
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| I can't die, I'm invincible
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| But if you'd like to try, then I'll crush your skull
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| Crass and rude, borderline obscene
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| But I'm the funniest motherfucker that you ever did see
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| And Wolverine is gettin' bitch-slapped
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| "Wake up, Wolvey, no time for a nap."
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| We gotta rescue Rogue, ride a roller coaster
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| Grab our gear and head to Genosha
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| (Deadpool)
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| (Deadpool)
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| On a mission to slap a ho
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| But I'm gettin' kinda dizzy, fightin' Vertigo
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| So, slow the roll' you're kinda cute
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| But if you keep this game up then I'm gonna puke!
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| Hangin' with the ladies that are wearin' their skivvies
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| Motorboatin' and playin' with titties
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| Jump across the map in a big-ass boot
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| Decapitate my enemies, pick up my loot
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| Don't stop when I shoot, full-auto is on
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| Your ass is grass, and I'm mowin' the lawn
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| Hot lead to the head, and I won't stop
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| Domino and Psychlocke, makin' it hot
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| But all these bitches are primadonnas
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| I stuff my face with Chimmechangas
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| Taco's and beers, always keepin' it loose
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| Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce
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| I'm 'bout to take you all to school with guns and knives
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| Tellin' jokes and breakin' the rules, I came for the taco's
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| (Deadpool)
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| Playin' with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut
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| (Deadpool)
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| 'Bout to throw down with all these fools
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| So come and get some
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| My favorite girl, I call her Death
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| She got big ol' boobs and butt-ass breath
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| No stress, one day we will be together
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| Just as soon as I die (and that means never)
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| Hackin' and slashin', like a ninja
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| Don't worry, Sinister, I'm commin' to getcha
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| Double-flippin' jumps, landin' all wreckless
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| Sneakin' up on dudes and leavin' 'em headless
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| Cable any day, big gun, no doubt
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| But he talks too much, so fuck it, I'm out
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| With a broken neck, I can't see at all
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| Crack it like a crackhead, problem solved
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| X-Men Evolved, doin' air guitar
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| Pettin' the dog, dancin' like a porn star
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| We did it! |
| We rescued Rogue
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| I tried to get some booty, but I got friend-zoned
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| Teleport, because it's cool, when I fall off a ledge
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| The crazy-ass guards always lookin' to duel, so click, click, BOOM!
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| (Deadpool)
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| I don't believe in the Golden Rule, I came to get laid
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| Note to the ladies: I'm not a tool, I'm a sexy motherfucker
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| (Sexy motherfucker)
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| (Sexy motherfucker)
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| (Sexy motherfucker)
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| (Sexy motherfucker)
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Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Deadpool Rap, artist - Teamheadkick. Album song Sofa King Gamer, in the genre Альтернатива