| I started out naked and afraid
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| Punch a couple trees, so I can make a blade
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| Picking up some berries cause I need to eat
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| But I’m not a damn vegan, so I need some meat
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| Gotta build me a shelter out of wood and thatch
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| And some clothes, cause a cold I ain’t trying to catch
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| I keep the H2O close to my base
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| So I can stay hydrated, you know, just in case
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| Lighting up a fire to cook what I caught
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| I like the well done meats, I ain’t eating it raw
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| Cutting down the trees like a Lumberjack
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| Building fences, building huts, building all of that
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| Jump into the water with a spear for the fishes
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| When you BBQ em Dodo Birds are delicious, yeah
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| With so many things to chop and cut
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| Spent the whole damn day just leveling up
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| Will anyone survive the Ark, it’s like we’re in Jurassic Park
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| Everything we find is dangerous (so dangerous)
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| Don’t go alone after dark, you’ll end up dead and ripped apart
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| Take your time Ark Survivalist (Rawr)
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| I hear growlin' and howlin' and I can’t sleep
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| So I’m steady making weapons every day of the week
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| Upgrade to stone, cause the thatch ain’t cutting it
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| Building a fortress up, yeah I’m loving it
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| Riders and flyers and all kinds of dragons
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| We stalk them and hunt them, then bag them and tag them
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| And train them and tame them no longer a threat
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| Feed them and breed them and make em our pets
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| I’m Doctor Greenthumb, grow my own plants
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| Chopping up some hide to make my own pants
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| Put my loot inside, I ain’t taking a chance
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| Lock the door, set the code, then I advance
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| Grinding narcoberries when I need a tranquilizer
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| And I’m picking up my poop to use as fertilizer
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| It’s a dirty job, but somebody got to do it
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| «This tastes like shit!» |
| Yeah I know, that’s how I grew it
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| Will anyone survive the Ark, it’s like we’re in Jurassic Park
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| Everything we find is dangerous (so dangerous)
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| Don’t go alone after dark, you’ll end up dead and ripped apart
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| Take your time Ark Survivalist (Rawr)
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| Lock up shop, then I head to the hills
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| Surviving so hard, it’s like I’m Bear Grylls
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| Keep on filling that bug out bag
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| I’m like a murderer, with all the bodies I drag
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| Set the traps, then craft up that epic swag
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| Turrets on the ground, raise the flag
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| Hunting in the shadows, looking for the biggest
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| Better watch your ass, it’s Survival of the Fittest
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| I name my dinosaurs dumb ass names
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| Like Bartholomew, Buttsecks, and Mary Jane
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| The smell of rotten meat straight makes me nauseous
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| Mixing it up with narcotics, knocking dino’s unconscious
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| Welcome to the server, welcome to the tribe
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| All we do is build and try to survive
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| Everything that’s in the water, on the ground, or in the sky
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| Always on the hunt for a dope ass ride
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| Will anyone survive the Ark, it’s like we’re in Jurassic Park
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| Everything we find is dangerous (so dangerous)
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| Don’t go alone after dark, you’ll end up dead and ripped apart
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| Take your time Ark Survivalist (Rawr)
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| Will anyone survive the Ark, it’s like we’re in Jurassic Park
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| Everything we find is dangerous (so dangerous)
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| Don’t go alone after dark, you’ll end up dead and ripped apart
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| Take your time Ark Survivalist (Rawr) |