Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song My Girl Hates Me (I Play Cod), artist - Teamheadkick. Album song Sofa King Gamer, in the genre Альтернатива
Date of issue: 19.02.2014
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Teamheadkick
Song language: English
My Girl Hates Me (I Play Cod) |
The day’s done, now it’s time to game |
I’m gonna get so drunk, I forget my name |
Load up the Xbox, cause it’s time to play |
When it comes to Call Of Duty I dominate |
Got my team lined up and we’re ready to go |
That last headshot made me feel so pro |
Now I just can’t stop cause I’m on a roll |
I got a hundred million billion trillion kills in a row |
When she walked into the room she had that look in her eye |
I couldn’t ignore her, no matter how hard I tried |
The dishes all stacked, I forgot to take a shower |
Napkins everywhre, I’d been grubbin' for an hour |
I hadn’t made the bd, I hadn’t walked the dogs |
While I was pwning noobs, she was getting pissed off |
My girl hates me, cause I play COD |
She always wants my attention, and all I want is to Prestige |
She says I need an intervention, and if I don’t she’s gonna leave |
My girl hates me, cause I play COD |
She’s mad, now she’s raising her voice |
But I can’t hear her screaming over all of the noise |
In my headphone’s yelling are all of my boys |
She looked right into my eyes and said: «I'll give you a choice |
You can turn this game off, right here, right now |
Or you’ll never get laid again in this house» |
She put her hands on the screen, leaned back and blew me a kiss |
So I told her to move, because I couldn’t see shit |
Now she’s so damn mad, that she looks like a troll |
I keep the UAV running to track where she goes |
She’s always blockin' the screen while she calls me a jerk |
I swerve my head to the left, steady be puttin' in work |
Drop shots, no scopes, face down in the dirt |
Instead of trying to get pussy, I’m trying to get perks |
My girl hates me, cause I play COD |
She always wants my attention, and all I want is to Prestige |
She says I need an intervention, and if I don’t she’s gonna leave |
My girl hates me, cause I play COD |
Jump in the lobby, another a beer and I’m ready to go |
But after twenty more beers and the shotty, I started to get out of control |
Everytime that I’m gaming, she likes to mess with me |
I can’t even explain it, it’s female insanity |
Hey baby, hold on for a minute |
Because we’re holding the lead, how bout you wait till we’re finished? |
If it matters that much, why don’t you do the dishes |
Instead of getting pedicures with all of your bitches |
I don’t watch football, so quit complaining |
Instead of quoting stats, I’m headshot gaming |
Stop acting so mad, I already got a mom |
You better learn to be nice, if you want Louis Vatton |
I don’t give a rats ass that you’re threatening me |
I’m straight running this game, you don’t like it then leave |
I’ll admit my relationship has taken some damage |
«Now get into the kitchen, fuckin' make me a sammich» |
My girl hates me, cause I play COD |
She always wants my attention, and all I want is to Prestige |
She says I need an intervention, and if I don’t she’s gonna leave |
My girl hates me, cause I play COD |