Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Cops Are Dicks, artist - Teamheadkick. Album song The Instrumentals, in the genre АльтернативаDate of issue: 28.07.2015
Record label: Teamheadkick
Song language: English
Cops Are Dicks |
| Police are always chasing me, they say I got a felony |
| But all I did was steal me a ride (a nice ride) |
| And now I’m havin' to drive so fast, the helicopter’s on my ass |
| Find a garage and park it inside (inside) |
| You think I could outrun 'em, but they never stop a-comin' |
| SWAT teams want me dead (dead) |
| Sittin' in the shadows here, I’m hopin' that they all just disappear |
| They don’t, they just kill me instead (argh!) |
| Grand Theft Auto V cops are dicks (big ol' dicks!) |
| I’m sick of it (so sick of it) |
| I can never get away |
| When I try to outrun them, I always wreck (I always wreck) |
| Or maybe break my neck (I'll probably break my neck) |
| And then I get blown away |
| I’m drivin' like a lunatic, robbed a bank and now I’m rich |
| Shot a prostitute with my gun |
| Carjacked and then I punched a guy, I’m wanted by the FBI |
| But Grand Theft Auto is fun (it's fun!) |
| Runnin' for days accross the map, shootin' thugs and smokin' crack |
| I got a dead guy in the trunk (the trunk) |
| Police are always chasin' me, so I load up artillery |
| And shoot the po-po right in the junk (my nuts!) |
| Grand Theft Auto V cops are dicks (big ol' dicks!) |
| I’m sick of it (so sick of it) |
| I can never get away |
| Especially the one with the shotgun, I hate that dude |
| (I hate that dude) |
| You hate him too (you know you do!) |
| 'Cause he shoots you in the face |
| They’re a bag of dicks and a bowl of cock |
| In Grand Theft Auto V, I hate the cops |
| They used to be easy and now they’re not |
| Try to outrun 'em everyday, but I end up shot |
| I get arrested every single day |
| And when I don’t get arrested, I get blown away |
| The cops are dicks, there’s nothing more to say |
| Big ol' dicks in GTA |
| It’s like they’re friggin' RoboCop |
| Invincible, they never stop |
| And I can only run for so long (so long!) |
| My skills are gettin' tested 'cause I always get arrested |
| I’m Public Enemy No. 1 (one!) |
| In all the other GTAs, I could escape and get away |
| The cops were dumb and easy to lose (later, dudes!) |
| But not in Grand Theft Auto V, they’ll hunt you down until you die |
| Now I friggin' feel like a noob (noob!) |
| Grand Theft Auto V cops are dicks (big ol' dicks!) |
| I’m sick of it (so sick of it) |
| I can never get away |
| When I try to outrun them, I always wreck (I always wreck) |
| Or maybe break my neck (I'll probably break my neck) |
| And then I get blown away |