Lyrics Nutshot - Teamheadkick

Nutshot

I’m a sniper on a mission
And you’re wishin' that I’m missin'
But I be blasting shots off with epic precision
You’re hoping that you find me before I find you
Sending lead down range, now you’re totally screwed
And while headshots are fully legit
I wanna aim for something smaller, that is harder to hit
I got a bullet in the chamber, straight ready to bust
And I ain’t aiming for your head, I straight aim for the nuts
Boom!
Nutshot
I know my aim is scary
I don’t aim for the head, I aim for the twig and berries
Boom!
Nutshot
Talk about a low blow
I’ll hit your bean bag, where did your sack go?
Scoped in, your chin, I being to drop my aim
Bringing the pain, making it rain while I’m shooting at your taint
No escape, no break, and I can hardly wait to pull the trigger
Eeny meeny miney moe, yup, the left nut is bigger
Blaow, blaow, I be shooting like a boss
Your purple-headed trouser snake is paying the cost
My scope is out and I think I’m really needing to tune it
You step in my path and I’ll make you a eunuch
Boom!
Nutshot
All the way across the map
I’ll aim for your crotch, take out your mushroom cap
Boom!
Nutshot
I’m aiming for the donkey rope
Hey, it’s Justin Bieber, we’re going to need a microscope
Uh, can we zoom in real quick?
I know it’s almost invisible, I mean, he’s hung like a tic-tac
But please, please, I wanna shoot Justin Bieber in the nuts!
Maybe the Hubble Telescope will work (what-what!)
I don’t discriminate, so ladies, don’t be mad
You come to take me out, I’ll shoot you in your vag
You got no balls at all, sitting here in front of me
But if you really want to play, I’ll shoot you in your ovaries
I be blastin' dudes' nuts like a drunk drinks wine
Gonna put three shots where the sun don’t shine
Blaow-blaow-blaow, yup, I’m the pain bringer
I take aim, bitch and shoot your yogurt slinger
Boom!
Nutshot
Yup, I be bringing thunder
Blastin' caps at your lap, now you’re the nutless wonder
Boom!
Nutshot
You can try to run instead
I’ll aim right through your legs and shoot your little head
Boom!
Nutshot
Yup, you can try to own me
But you know I’ll take you out, shootin' your baloney pony
Boom!
Nutshot
You know I ain’t afraid
And once I line the target up, you’ll never ever get laid
Big Jim and the Kids
Uh-huh, the Meat Whistle, Dude Piston, Boink Swatter
What-what?
The Fap Missile
Drive Shaft, Mudflaps, Harry and the Hendersons
Albino Cave Dweller, Pork Sword and the Wonder Twins
Kibble and Bits, Fish and Chips, a Tool
The Little Short Bus and a Hairy Squirrel Fool
Aiming for the Fonzi like little Henry Winkler
Man Cannon, Jizz Javelin and the Sperm Sprinkler
I’m taking 'em out, ha-ha, whatever, bro
Boom!
Nutshot
Now you got a camel toe
Shoot you in the junk, now how you gonna pee?
You’re half the man you used to be
Franks and Beans!
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Franks and Beans!
Blastin' your balls
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Franks and Beans!
Blastin' your balls
Scrotum, scrotum
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Franks and Beans!
Blastin' your balls
Scrotum, scrotum
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Franks and Beans!