Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Nutshot, artist - Teamheadkick. Album song The Instrumentals, in the genre АльтернативаDate of issue: 28.07.2015
Record label: Teamheadkick
Song language: English
Nutshot |
| I’m a sniper on a mission |
| And you’re wishin' that I’m missin' |
| But I be blasting shots off with epic precision |
| You’re hoping that you find me before I find you |
| Sending lead down range, now you’re totally screwed |
| And while headshots are fully legit |
| I wanna aim for something smaller, that is harder to hit |
| I got a bullet in the chamber, straight ready to bust |
| And I ain’t aiming for your head, I straight aim for the nuts |
| Boom! |
| Nutshot |
| I know my aim is scary |
| I don’t aim for the head, I aim for the twig and berries |
| Boom! |
| Nutshot |
| Talk about a low blow |
| I’ll hit your bean bag, where did your sack go? |
| Scoped in, your chin, I being to drop my aim |
| Bringing the pain, making it rain while I’m shooting at your taint |
| No escape, no break, and I can hardly wait to pull the trigger |
| Eeny meeny miney moe, yup, the left nut is bigger |
| Blaow, blaow, I be shooting like a boss |
| Your purple-headed trouser snake is paying the cost |
| My scope is out and I think I’m really needing to tune it |
| You step in my path and I’ll make you a eunuch |
| Boom! |
| Nutshot |
| All the way across the map |
| I’ll aim for your crotch, take out your mushroom cap |
| Boom! |
| Nutshot |
| I’m aiming for the donkey rope |
| Hey, it’s Justin Bieber, we’re going to need a microscope |
| Uh, can we zoom in real quick? |
| I know it’s almost invisible, I mean, he’s hung like a tic-tac |
| But please, please, I wanna shoot Justin Bieber in the nuts! |
| Maybe the Hubble Telescope will work (what-what!) |
| I don’t discriminate, so ladies, don’t be mad |
| You come to take me out, I’ll shoot you in your vag |
| You got no balls at all, sitting here in front of me |
| But if you really want to play, I’ll shoot you in your ovaries |
| I be blastin' dudes' nuts like a drunk drinks wine |
| Gonna put three shots where the sun don’t shine |
| Blaow-blaow-blaow, yup, I’m the pain bringer |
| I take aim, bitch and shoot your yogurt slinger |
| Boom! |
| Nutshot |
| Yup, I be bringing thunder |
| Blastin' caps at your lap, now you’re the nutless wonder |
| Boom! |
| Nutshot |
| You can try to run instead |
| I’ll aim right through your legs and shoot your little head |
| Boom! |
| Nutshot |
| Yup, you can try to own me |
| But you know I’ll take you out, shootin' your baloney pony |
| Boom! |
| Nutshot |
| You know I ain’t afraid |
| And once I line the target up, you’ll never ever get laid |
| Big Jim and the Kids |
| Uh-huh, the Meat Whistle, Dude Piston, Boink Swatter |
| What-what? |
| The Fap Missile |
| Drive Shaft, Mudflaps, Harry and the Hendersons |
| Albino Cave Dweller, Pork Sword and the Wonder Twins |
| Kibble and Bits, Fish and Chips, a Tool |
| The Little Short Bus and a Hairy Squirrel Fool |
| Aiming for the Fonzi like little Henry Winkler |
| Man Cannon, Jizz Javelin and the Sperm Sprinkler |
| I’m taking 'em out, ha-ha, whatever, bro |
| Boom! |
| Nutshot |
| Now you got a camel toe |
| Shoot you in the junk, now how you gonna pee? |
| You’re half the man you used to be |
| Franks and Beans! |
| (Nutshot) |
| Franks and Beans! |
| Blastin' your balls |
| (Nutshot) |
| Franks and Beans! |
| Blastin' your balls |
| Scrotum, scrotum |
| (Nutshot) |
| Franks and Beans! |
| Blastin' your balls |
| Scrotum, scrotum |
| (Nutshot) |
| Franks and Beans! |