Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Jedi Bong Hits, artist - Teamheadkick. Album song The Instrumentals, in the genre АльтернативаDate of issue: 28.07.2015
Record label: Teamheadkick
Song language: English
Jedi Bong Hits |
| Smoke a lot of weed, and well, the truth is |
| You can guarantee, so does George Lucas |
| Just take a look around at the Star Wars Universe |
| You might have done some drugs, but he did 'em all first |
| We sell to both sides, everyone gets higher |
| The Rebel Alliance and the Empire |
| Dagobah Green is the holy god shit |
| And weed is what we sling with the Jedi Bong Hits |
| (Jedi Bong Hits) |
| Woo-hoo! |
| Dagobah Green |
| (Jedi Bong Hits) |
| Here, it’s all you |
| I’m good, bro |
| Smokin' a bowl with my main man Vader |
| Can’t find the lighter? |
| Then use the Lightsaber |
| Fat ass Jabba stay outta my business |
| Inhale the vapor for your carbonite sickness |
| When you take a hit of this shit into your lungs |
| Now you’re filled up with dank Midi-chlorians |
| Buckle up, sit back, enjoy the ride |
| Cause even the Sarlacc is chill tokin' on the Dark Side |
| I called Han Solo to smugle my dope |
| When I went to pick it up, he said it all got smoked |
| I was like: C-3PO, make me lunch, please |
| I’m sorry, sir |
| Chewbacca has the munchies |
| Now we doing lightspeed while the Wookie’s tripping balls |
| Smokin' Gungan Skunk Weed cause my ganja’s gone |
| Pass da bong, meesa wants another hit |
| You can have it, Jar Jar |
| I’m done with this shit |
| Leia’s outfit is kind of see-through |
| I hide my best chronic in R2-D2 |
| Doing hash and wax with my boy Darth Maul |
| Ten bags of Dagobah, we smoked 'em all |
| That ain’t a moon, it’s a battle station |
| Galactic headshop for legalization |
| Too high to drive, turn a little tighter |
| Clip a Star Destroyer, swerve a TIE Fighter |
| Cuttin' Corusant Kush with my Alderaan Maui |
| If you ain’t 'bout the green, you can get the fuck outtie |
| Rolling up a blunt, dope straight outta Bespin |
| Got a DUI when I crashed my fuckin' X-Wing |
| Ever met a member of the Jedi Council? |
| Me and Mace Windu each smoked an ounce, ill |
| He ate the roach and chased it with bong water |
| Then he told me 'bout Padme and the mind tricks he taught her |
| There’s no weed on Tatooine |
| Jedi Bong Hits |
| There’s no weed on Tatooine |
| Jedi Bong Hits |
| Stormtroopers kick back, fuckin' get down with me |
| When I’m rippin' Rebel reefer up in fuckin' Cloud City |
| Hits like a freight train, almost got sick |
| When Admiral Ackbar hotboxed the starship |
| He had a fat blunt, then he damn near snapped |
| He’s runnin' up and down the ship screaming «IT'S A TRAP!» |
| A made fluke (oops), I smoked a doobie with Luke |
| I’ll never do that again, dude is depressing as fook |
| Pack the Dagobah Green into the pipe and spark it |
| I’m trying to light it (stay on target) |
| Stormtroopers are bangin' on drums |
| Ewoks bogartin' the joints, fuckin' bums |
| It’s puff puff pass, puff puff pass |
| Obi-Wan Kenobi can blow me cause I’m too fast |
| Tearin' that bowl up like Bantha Fodder |
| Doin' shotgun kisses with Amidala |
| When I’m stoned off my balls, I’m a sick pod racer |
| Packin' up a bowl with some Tusken raiders |
| Those motherfuckers go hard |
| Don’t invite Sebulba, that dude’s a narc |
| I made the Kessel run in less then 12 parsecs |
| Travel 'round the galaxy for interstellar star sex |
| And I always cut a mean deal for my boys |
| (I'll trade you an eighth for those two droids) |
| Senator Palpatine has a condition |
| He went to the council for a Dagobah prescription |
| You can get baked just off the aroma |
| Yoda smokes Dagobah Green for glaucoma |
| He’s the Willie Nelson of the universe |
| Smokes so much reefer that he talks in reverse |
| He’s a green machine, he loves to get high |
| Do or do not |
| There is no try |
| Luke, I am your father |
| Well, I’m so baked that I can’t be bothered |
| In an airlock chamber filling my lungs |
| I hear the Sith have sick anti-gravity bongs |
| When it comes to Ewoks, they get the highest |
| Sittin' back, puffin' on Endor’s finest |
| Hey, Vader |
| What? |
| Take it while it’s hot, Dad |
| That’s the best green I’ve ever had |
| Hoth hydroponic and I wish I had a heater |
| What’s taking so long reprogramming those speeders? |
| Jump on a Tauntaun, goin' for a ride |
| They smell like butthole on the inside |
| Boba Fett, my boy, always down to do dabs |
| Sativa, Indica, every strain that I have |
| Now everyone gets high 'cause our weed is the bomb |
| Jedi Bong Master (you're the Padawan) |
| There’s no weed on Tatooine |
| Jedi Bong Hits |
| There’s no weed on Tatooine |
| Jedi Bong Hits |