| Ironically, I need to scare you straight
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| Because this should not be how we roll
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| We get these ideas and we just can’t wait
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| But there is a price
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| You want to do slash have it all
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| Because you have no impulse control
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| So before you snap, tag, like, or god forbid call
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| Here is my advice
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| Stop
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| When you send five texts
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| And you get none back
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| So you want to send a sixth one
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| Stop
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| You gotta stop
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| Stop
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| When you’re failing math
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| ‘Cause you think it’s more attractive
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| To guys if you’re stupid
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| Stop
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| Do better and stop
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| I know it’s hard but try
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| Don’t instantly gratify
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| My god, girl, he’s just a guy
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| You really need to stop
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| Stop
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| You’re gonna make a mess
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| And then who’s going to get the mop?
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| This guy!
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| When you talk
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| And you talk ‘til you can’t get calm
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| It keeps coming out like
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| Word vomit. |
| Stop!
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| Eat a cracker and stop
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| Cady, we all make bad choices, sometimes. |
| Damian, tell her about Phillip
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| Oh, at art camp, I played Lumiere
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| And the Beast and I had a fling
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| I’d run my fingers through his hair
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| Well, beast. |
| So, fur
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| His second show was Anything Goes
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| And his co-star was some female thing
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| And when they kissed
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| Which by the way, gross
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| I wanted to murder her
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| But no one told me stop stalking him
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| And that pasty catholic girl
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| Who is playing Hope Harcourt
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| Of course, cause, basic
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| Stop
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| STOP! |
| STOP! |
| STOP!
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| I couldn’t stop
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| Dude, you really need to stop
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| Stop
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| Posting comments on YouTube
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| As four different people
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| That her «De-Lovely» was pitchy
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| Stop
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| STOP! |
| STOP! |
| STOP!
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| I really had to stop
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| He didn’t stop
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| ‘Cause when you feel attacked
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| That’s a feeling, not a fact
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| Don’t jump online and react
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| You really need to stop
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| Stop
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| Picking at…
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| The emotional zit
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| That you can’t pop
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| For four whole weeks
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| I trolled and dissed her
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| Then I found out
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| She was his sister! |
| Stop!
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| Hashtag obsessed, stop
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| STOP!
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| And now he won’t talk to me, and he won’t accept my edible arrangements.
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| Ladies, what have you learned from your worst ideas?
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| Oh! |
| Stop
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| When you think to yourself
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| Should I get a tattoo
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| Of the Chinese word for wisdom?
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| Stop
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| Check the spelling and stop!
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| It means bucket
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| Stop
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| When you’re babysitting kids
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| And you make them go to bed
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| So you can take their mom’s oxy
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| Stop
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| Stick to vodka and stop
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| Stop
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| When you have a huge crush on a boy
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| And he asks you to send nude pics
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| And you’re like «Wow, he likes me»
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| So you send them
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| But don’t crop your head off
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| ‘Cause you’re only thirteen
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| And don’t know any better
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| And I guess his friends shared them
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| ‘Cause now you’re all over
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| A porn site called «Amateur Tweens»
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| Stop!
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| ‘Cause I’m actually a human being and not a prop
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| Think before posting…
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| Sending…
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| Tattooing!
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| Stop
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| Good work, ladies, let’s take a break. |
| A-five-six-seven-eight!
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| Stop
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| Stop
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| Jesus
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| As right as it might seem
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| To overshare, troll or meme
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| That’s just low self esteem
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| In your brain like a bull in a china shop
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| Stop
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| Being glued to your phone
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| Counting followers and likes and ignoring your friends
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| She’s leaving just like my dad
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| Stop, stop, stop
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| We can’t stop
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| Stop, stop, stop
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| We can’t stop
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| Stop, stop, stop
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| You really gotta
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| Stop
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| Honestly, everyone stop |