| So your best friend screwed you over
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| Acted nice when she not nice
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| Well, I have some advice
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| ‘Cause it’s happened to me twice
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| Here’s my secret strategy
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| It always works because
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| The world doesn’t end
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| It just feels like it does
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| So raise your right finger
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| And solemnly swear
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| «Whatever they say about me
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| I don’t care!»
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| I won’t twist in knots to join your game
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| I will say, «you make me mad.»
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| And if you treat me bad
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| I’ll say «you're bad»
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| And if I eat alone from this moment on
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| That’s just what I’ll do
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| ‘Cause I’d rather be me
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| I’d rather be me
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| I’d rather be me than be with you
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| We’re supposed to all be ladies
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| And be nurturing and care
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| Is that really fair?
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| Boys get to fight, we have to share
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| Here’s the way that that turns out
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| We always understand
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| How to slap someone down
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| With our underhand
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| So here’s my right finger
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| To how girls should behave
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| 'Cause sometimes what’s meant to break you
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| Makes you brave
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| So I will not act all innocent
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| I won’t fake apologize
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| Let’s just fight and then make up
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| Not tell these lies
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| Let’s call our damage even
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| Clean the slate till it’s like new
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| It’s a new life for me
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| Where I’d rather be me
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| I’d rather be me
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| Than be with you
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| I’ll say «no»
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| I’ll say, «knock it off, with your notes
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| And your rules and your games.»
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| And those sycophants who follow you
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| I’ll remember all their names
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| And when they drag you down
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| Like they inevitably do
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| I will not laugh along with them
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| And approve their palace coup
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| ‘Cause that’s not me
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| I don’t need their good opinions
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| I have plenty of opinions
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| Everybody has opinions but it doesn’t make them true
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| What’s true is being me
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| And I’d rather be me
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| I’d rather be me than be with you
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| So raise them high ‘cause playing nice and shy is insulting my IQ
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| I’d rather be me (I'd rather be me)
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| I’d rather be me (I'd rather be me)
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| I’d rather be me than be with you
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| I’d rather be me
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| I’d rather be me
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| I’d rather be me than be with you |