| Yo yo, Mathletes State Ch&ionship, what
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| First female ever on the team, what
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| A boxed lunch will be provided
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| What
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| I can do this, always could
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| And not playing dumb will feel so damn good
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| The monster inside needs to be released
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| Gotta do what I do, gotta feed the beast
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| Gotta earn some respect
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| Grab that big brass ring
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| Let’s do this thing
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| Let’s do this thing!
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| You’re gonna roll up, stylin'
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| Leather on your sleeve
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| All-state ch&ion, better believe
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| Maybe the haters gonna make fun of you
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| All you can solve’s the problem in front of you
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| High school’s a four year social curse
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| But math’s the foundation of the…
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| Universe!
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| So sick of plucking that second string
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| Then let’s…
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| Beep!
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| Do this thing!
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| Do this thing!
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| Do this thing!
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| I’m no plastic
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| No!
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| I’m no bitch
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| No!
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| I’m a lean mean math machine
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| On a mission
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| I lost what I lost
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| Gotta start brand new
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| Go all in for the win
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| With a chill, dope crew
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| Gotta kick off the dust
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| I got schquillz to thrill
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| Schquillz!
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| Let’s do this thing!
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| Let’s do this thing!
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| Welcome to the ICMT State Final Math Ch&ionships, sponsored by no one
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| Please solve for…
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| X equals two
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| THE RATE IS TWO, PI
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| X is greater than the value of Y
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| Both polynomials are second degree
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| So the asymptote is at Y equals three
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| Function X equals M, X, plus C
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| The derivative of F at argument Z
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| Negative four
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| Negative two
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| The slope is zero
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| The answer is true
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| One point of inflection
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| Twenty-nine!
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| Four is the slope of the tangent line!
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| We have a tie
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| we move into a one on one sudden death round, in which each team may choose
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| their opponent
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| Marymount, who do you select?
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| We pick the girl
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| We pick the girl too
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| Nice to meet you
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| You’re going down, slut
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| What? |
| No…
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| If we break, from this crap
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| Then the answers land in our lap
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| Don’t be scared, just persist
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| Then our limit does not exist
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| No, the limit does not exist!
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| Our new state ch&ion, North Shore Mathletes!
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| Oh, yeah
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| You like that, Marymount?!
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| 'Cause don’t it feel good
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| To have got this far?
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| It’s not something you did
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| Not the girl you are
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| You can hear the fear
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| Upon your heart just sayin'
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| «Just do your thing»
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| All you solve’s the problem in front of you
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| Do your thing
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| Living for me, not living for none of you
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| Do! |
| Your! |
| Thing!
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| Do your thing! |