Lyrics Sexy - Original Broadway Cast of Mean Girls, Kate Rockwell

Sexy

If I could change the world
I’d make it Halloween
Every single day
And also have world peace
Maybe world peace should be first
World peace and then Halloween
Wait, let me start over
Hi
If I could change the world
I’d make us have world peace
And also Halloween
Every single day
On Halloween
You can pretend to be someone else
It’s like the internet
Only in person and with candy
When you are the hot one
It’s a full-time gig
Looking like what people wanna see
Woah-oh
Woah-oh-oh
Once a year I am not
I dress up and dream big
Disguised as someone else who is not me
But is still hot
I can be
Who I wanna be and sexy
I can be
Who I wanna be and hot
Don’t like who you are
Then hit that costume shop
Rock a new and different sexy look
Woah-oh
Woah-oh-oh
Why be so downhearted
Blast some trashy pop
And drop it to this hot and sexy hook
I can be
Who I wanna be and sexy
I can be
Who I wanna be and hot
Be somebody new
Do a total transformation!
Animals, or mineral too
Or even vegetation!
I give you «sexy corn!»
I can be, who I want to be
Sexy!
A sexy Quint from sexy «Jaws»
Catching sexy sharks
Uh-huh!
Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt
Or sexy Rosa Parks!
Uh-huh!
I can be a sexy pirate
Or a sexy ballet dancer
I can be a sexy doctor
And cure some sexy cancer!
That’s not right, is it?
No
I can sexy cure some cancer!
No!
I can cure sex cancer!
Sex cancer doesn’t exist
I did it
Happy Halloween!
This is modern feminism talking
I expect to run the world
In shoes I cannot walk in
I can be, who I want to be
And sex…
Sex…
Sexy!
I’m a sexy mouse