| Now you know, Cady, Regina George is not your friend
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| We are your friends
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| And we’re gonna make her pay
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| You know what friends do?
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| They’ve got your back
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| And they’re fun to be around
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| Woah, woah, woah
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| When someone hurts you
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| Then they attack
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| And grind your foe into the ground
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| Woah, woah, woah
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| Imagine a party
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| With dresses and cake
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| And singing and dancing and cake
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| And there’s a magic act
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| That saws Regina in half
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| And this time it will take
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| Now that’s a party
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| A Revenge Party
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| A party that ends
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| With somebody’s head on a spike
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| Woah, woah, woah
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| It’s a Revenge Party
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| With your two best friends
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| It’s like a party with revenge is what it’s like
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| For this to work
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| You’re gonna have to pretend like you still like them
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| Can you do it?
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| Yes!
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| Hey, girl
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| Hey… Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron,
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| but he just wanted her back and that’s not Regina’s fault
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| I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys
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| Aw, of course
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| It’s a Revenge Party
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| A party that ends
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| With entrails all over the lawn
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| It’s a revenge party with your two best friends
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| And then I end up with Aaron when she’s gone
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| Yes, Cady!
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| I end up with Aaron when she’s gone
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| What’s Regina doing?
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| What’s Regina wearing?
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| Is she dating Aaron?
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| Regina, Regina
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| She has everything
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| She gets everything
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| Regina, Regina, Regina
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| Next, we take away Regina’s only achievement, being a hot person
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| What is that?
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| Ugh, I’m so fat and disgusting
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| I use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight
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| I need to lose three pounds
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| Bring me a whole box
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| A revenge party
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| A party that ends
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| With somebody crushed and alone
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| And ugly crying
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| A revenge party with your two best friends
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| It’s like a party with revenge, it’s what we’re throwin'
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| What’s Regina eating?
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| God, look at her figure
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| Did her boobs get bigger?
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| Regina, Regina
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| She has everything
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| She gets everything
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| Regina, Regina, Regina
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| We got to go harder
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| If we make Gretchen Wieners think Regina is mad at her
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| I won’t do that, Gretchen is fragile
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| Exactly, and if we crack her open she’ll spill something we can use
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| Shh, here she comes
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| Stop pulling it down, your hair looks sexy pushed back
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| Cady, would you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
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| Your hair looks sexy pushed back
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| Um, thanks
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| I’ll see you in Calc
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| At every party, there might be a lull
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| Where the energy dips
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| Woah, woah, woah
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| You might be thinking it’s late we should go
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| And they ran out of chips
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| No, no, no
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| I can’t even watch when she touches his hair
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| And I’ve watched a snake eat a cow
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| Regina needs to be toppled
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| Sorry, Gretchen, I swear we’ll get our party now
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| One candy cane, please
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| A revenge party!
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| A party that ends with lions in a roman arena
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| She has everything
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| She gets everything
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| Regina, Regina, Regina
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| Ho, ho, ho
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| Candy cane gram for Shane Oman
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| She has everything
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| And one for Caddy Heron
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| She gets everything
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| Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco
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| Glen Coco, Glen Coco, Glen Coco
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| And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye
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| Who sent that?
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| Aw, it’s from…
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| Regina! |
| Regina! |
| Regina!
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| Thanks for being a such a great best friend
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| Caulk! |
| Caulk! |
| Caulk! |
| I mean cute. |
| I mean, gimme it. |
| I mean… okay, well,
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| if you and Regina are best friends now, you can be in charge of keeping all
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| her secrets. |
| For ex&le, she bought you those high heel shoes just to make fun
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| of you 'cause she knew you wouldn’t be able to walk in them. |
| And she’s not
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| really blonde, her natural color is dark blond. |
| Also she totally cheats on
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| Aaron. |
| Every Thursday she says she has SAT Prep but really, she’s hooking up
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| with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion’s Costume
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| She makes him wear the costume?
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| NO, THEY’RE BOTH IN THE COSTUME!
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| And I never told anyone because I’m such a good friend
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| It’s a Revenge Party
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| A party that ends
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| With somebody’s head on the spike
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| A Revenge Party (She gets everything)
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| With your two best friends (She gets everything)
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| It’s like a party with revenge is what it’s like (She gets everything)
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| A party with revenge is what it’s like (She gets everything)
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| A party with revenge is what it’s like (She gets everything)
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| A party with revenge is what it’s like |