
Date of issue: 23.03.2009
Record label: Stephen Lynch
Song language: English
Waiting |
It’s out of my hands and all I can do is wait |
It’s the not knowing that has put me in this state |
The minutes feel like hours the tension is too great |
I’ve done my part so now it’s in the hands of fate |
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back |
I shouldn’t have fucked that prositute without a profylactic |
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back |
Regret is dripping from me like my semen down her crack |
And now I wait |
My nerves they have been frayed my pants they have been shat |
I know the nurse will say it’s time to have a chat |
At least I never worry about getting fat |
I should think positive, no wait I didn’t say that |
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back |
I never should have blown that tranny in my Cadillac |
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back |
I just had to taste that sweet forbidden necter from his sack |
And now I wait |
Is it over will my jersey be retired? |
Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required? |
Did I make a differnce was my life inspired? |
Will Denzel Washington defend me when I’m fired? |
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back |
Eating asshole shouldn’t be an aphrodisiac |
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back |
If I’m clean I swear to God I’ll stop shooting smack |
Probably |
Boys and girls don’t be naive |
Take it from your Uncle Steve |
AIDS cares not whom it affects |
Caught from unprotected sex |
Sharing needles blood or spit |
Or piss or semen even shit |
From handshakes sneezes toilet seats |
From monkey bites and uncooked meats |
From dirty coins and dreadlocked hair |
From certain children in daycare |
Drinking water breathing air |
I tell you AIDS is everywhere |
Oh God I can’t take anymore |
I think I’ll run right out that door |
But wait the nurse comes straight away |
Tell me what does my test say |
I’m okay |
I’m okay |
It’s just chlamydia |
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Dear Diary 4 | 2009 |
Dear Diary 2 | 2009 |
The Ballad of Scarface | 2009 |
A History Lesson | 2009 |
3 Balloons | 2009 |
Vanilla Ice Cream | 2005 |
Little Tiny Moustache | 2005 |
Baby | 2005 |
Craig | 2005 |
Whittlin' Man | 2005 |
Voices In My Head | 2005 |
Pierre | 2005 |
Classic Rock Song | 2005 |
Albino | 2005 |
Mixer At Delta Chi | 2005 |
Halloween | 2005 |
Not Home | 2005 |
Love Song | 2005 |