Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Waiting , by - Stephen Lynch. Song from the album 3 Balloons, in the genre Release date: 23.03.2009
Record label: Stephen Lynch
Song language: English
Waiting |
| It’s out of my hands and all I can do is wait |
| It’s the not knowing that has put me in this state |
| The minutes feel like hours the tension is too great |
| I’ve done my part so now it’s in the hands of fate |
| Waiting for my AIDS test to come back |
| I shouldn’t have fucked that prositute without a profylactic |
| Waiting for my AIDS test to come back |
| Regret is dripping from me like my semen down her crack |
| And now I wait |
| My nerves they have been frayed my pants they have been shat |
| I know the nurse will say it’s time to have a chat |
| At least I never worry about getting fat |
| I should think positive, no wait I didn’t say that |
| Waiting for my AIDS test to come back |
| I never should have blown that tranny in my Cadillac |
| Waiting for my AIDS test to come back |
| I just had to taste that sweet forbidden necter from his sack |
| And now I wait |
| Is it over will my jersey be retired? |
| Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required? |
| Did I make a differnce was my life inspired? |
| Will Denzel Washington defend me when I’m fired? |
| Waiting for my AIDS test to come back |
| Eating asshole shouldn’t be an aphrodisiac |
| Waiting for my AIDS test to come back |
| If I’m clean I swear to God I’ll stop shooting smack |
| Probably |
| Boys and girls don’t be naive |
| Take it from your Uncle Steve |
| AIDS cares not whom it affects |
| Caught from unprotected sex |
| Sharing needles blood or spit |
| Or piss or semen even shit |
| From handshakes sneezes toilet seats |
| From monkey bites and uncooked meats |
| From dirty coins and dreadlocked hair |
| From certain children in daycare |
| Drinking water breathing air |
| I tell you AIDS is everywhere |
| Oh God I can’t take anymore |
| I think I’ll run right out that door |
| But wait the nurse comes straight away |
| Tell me what does my test say |
| I’m okay |
| I’m okay |
| It’s just chlamydia |