Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Baby, artist - Stephen Lynch. Album song The Craig Machine, in the genre Date of issue: 04.10.2005
Record label: Stephen Lynch
Song language: English
Baby |
| My lady gives birth today |
| I run to her room right away |
| She smiles with glee, then hands her to me |
| I look at my newborn and say |
| Damn that’s a ugly baby |
| Damn that’s a ugly ass baby |
| I’m feeling quite concerned, my semen must’ve turned |
| ‘Cause damn that’s an ugly baby |
| I can’t believe this came from me |
| I think her mom did too much LSD |
| She’s skinny like a twig |
| At least her nuts are big |
| But the placenta is cuter than she |
| Damn that’s a ugly baby |
| God Damn that’s a ugly ass baby |
| I can’t take her home today, she’ll scare the dog away |
| ‘Cause damn that’s a ugly baby |
| And when she smiles I find |
| Shane McGowan comes to mind |
| It makes me want to cry |
| When I look into her good eye |
| I always wanted kids |
| Is it wrong to hope for sids? |
| Fuck you it’s my fucking baby |
| Then the doctor calls me in |
| Mr. Lynch she has a twin |
| Damn that’s a good looking baby |
| One for two on the good looking babies |
| I almost start to weep, now this one we can keep |
| ‘Cause that was an ugly ass |
| Damn that’s an ugly baby |
| Damn that’s an ugly ba- SING FUCKERS C’MON |
| Damn that’s an ugly baby WOOOH |
| Damn that’s an ugly baby |
| She’s got one good tooth and one ear and one eye |
| And thank god just one nose but it’s on her left thigh |
| Now doctor I’m asking you guy to guy |
| Would a really really really late term abortion still fly |
| Oh no my baby not me |
| I don’t want no ugly baby |
| I said damn that’s an ugly baby |
| Damn that’s an ugly ass baby |
| Thank you, good night |