Lyrics Beelz - Stephen Lynch

Beelz

Ever since first man has walked this earth I have been here
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names but there is one you cant deny
My name is Satan
My friends call me Old Scratch and I am a Capricorn
My turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
I’ve got little devil horns and a little goatee
Little devil eyes to help a little devil see
And little cloven hoves make it hard to ski
I’m Satan… WOOHOO
My real name is Beelzebub but you can call me Beelz
I love to watch Fox News and then go club some baby seals
Then I’ll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
Then I’ll make a toast to me — hey here’s to my health…
My name is Satan
To carry on my evils ways I went and had a son
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian
I’m in every Zeppelin album I’m in all Rush Limbaughs rants
I’m the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance
And if I wanna eat your soul I’ll just throw it on a griddle
Dont need to make a deal I dont need to tell a riddle
And fuck Charlie Daniels I dont care if you can fiddle
I’m Satan
The Devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin for a soul to steal…
Uh, that’s fuckin bull shit because I would not be caught dead in Georgia…