Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Beelz , by - Stephen Lynch. Song from the album The Craig Machine, in the genre Release date: 04.10.2005
Record label: Stephen Lynch
Song language: English
Beelz |
| Ever since first man has walked this earth I have been here |
| To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear |
| I am the beast the outcast angel fallen from on high |
| I go by many names but there is one you cant deny |
| My name is Satan |
| My friends call me Old Scratch and I am a Capricorn |
| My turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn |
| I’ve got little devil horns and a little goatee |
| Little devil eyes to help a little devil see |
| And little cloven hoves make it hard to ski |
| I’m Satan… WOOHOO |
| My real name is Beelzebub but you can call me Beelz |
| I love to watch Fox News and then go club some baby seals |
| Then I’ll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel |
| Try to wash off that baby seal smell |
| Then I’ll make a toast to me — hey here’s to my health… |
| My name is Satan |
| To carry on my evils ways I went and had a son |
| And now he makes his living as a singing comedian |
| I’m in every Zeppelin album I’m in all Rush Limbaughs rants |
| I’m the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance |
| And if I wanna eat your soul I’ll just throw it on a griddle |
| Dont need to make a deal I dont need to tell a riddle |
| And fuck Charlie Daniels I dont care if you can fiddle |
| I’m Satan |
| The Devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin for a soul to steal… |
| Uh, that’s fuckin bull shit because I would not be caught dead in Georgia… |