Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song 3 Balloons , by - Stephen Lynch. Song from the album 3 Balloons, in the genre Release date: 23.03.2009
Record label: Stephen Lynch
Song language: English
3 Balloons |
| Call you from my car to say I’ll be there in a while |
| Short plane ride and I will get to see your pretty smile |
| Nothing on the radio, I fiddle with the dial |
| Then I see a sign, the airport’s just another mile |
| I check my bags and think about how much I hate to fly |
| And as I near security, I almost start to cry |
| Well, I hope the Law Enforcement Agents can’t tell from my face |
| I’ve got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place |
| I’m sweating and I’m nervous and I need a little air |
| Because with four balloons of heroin it’s getting crowded up in there crowded |
| up in there |
| My mind is all a jumble and my blood is cold as ice |
| The dreadful thought of having to unload this merchandise |
| Relax, I say it’s not that bad, it might feel kind of nice |
| Besides, who hasn’t had a finger up there once or twice |
| I must remember, don’t leave any drugs inside the host |
| I did that once and a girl who tossed my salad overdosed |
| Well, I say a little prayer, hail Maria full of grace |
| I’ve got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place |
| I’m sweating and I’m nervous and I need a little air |
| And I swear I’m farting lots of blow into my underwear from my derrière |
| I was a little eager when I loaded up my stash |
| Five balloons of ecstasy and six balloons of hash |
| Eight balloons of LSD and nine of sensimilla |
| A box of Chinese fireworks, a Guatemalan child |
| I made it to the gate now, my joy I can’t contain |
| I board the airplane, take my seat in the cockpit of the plane |
| As I taxi down the runway, I get a smile on my face |
| I’ve got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place |
| Flight crew, prepare for take off, as I lift us into air |
| And by the way does anyone want to buy a Guatemalan child, from my derrière? |
| I’ve got three balloons |
| I’ve got three balloons |
| I’ve got three balloons |