Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Crazy Peanuts , by - Stephen Lynch. Song from the album 3 Balloons, in the genre Release date: 23.03.2009
Record label: Stephen Lynch
Song language: English
Crazy Peanuts |
| Charlie Brown had a big blockhead |
| Wore a stripy sweater everyday |
| Tried to kick that football but Lucy always |
| Pulled the motherfucker away |
| Flew a kite just to try to relax |
| But he always put that shit in a tree |
| And the little redheaded girl |
| Wouldn’t give no play to poor Chuck B |
| They were the baddest fuckers in the funny papers-Peanuts! |
| Onto a security blanket |
| Linus Van Pelt would latch |
| He snuggled into that bitch to keep warm |
| While waiting in the pumpkin patch |
| He had a stalker named Sally Brown |
| Well she always tried to get her some |
| She loved how he knew the meaning of Christmas |
| And the sexy way he sucked that thumb |
| Watch out, ‘cause here they come… Peanuts! |
| Oh Peanuts! |
| Crazy Peanuts! |
| A bunch of kids trying to be free |
| Take my hand and let’s dance now |
| Under Charlie’s shitty Christmas tree |
| Marci was best friends |
| With Patty Patty Peppermint |
| She would love to do things to that girl |
| That Charles M. Schultz can’t print |
| Pigpen was a dusty dude |
| Who couldn’t keep his own ass clean |
| All the teachers said Wa wa wa wa |
| Wa wa what does that shit mean? |
| Watch Out, ‘cause here they come… Peanuts! |
| Oh Peanuts! |
| Crazy Peanuts! |
| They comin' from the school of hard knocks |
| Life’s not always bowls of candy |
| Sometimes you just get a bag of rocks |
| Lucy was a psychiatrist |
| But her comments always gave offense |
| And the bitch couldn’t make no money |
| ‘Cause she charged a motherfucker five cents |
| You know the ladies loved some Schroeder |
| ‘Cause he played the eighty-eights real good |
| And Franklin was a real cool cat |
| But the only brother in the hood |
| Watch out, ‘cause here they come… Peanuts! |
| Oh Peanuts! |
| Crazy Peanuts! |
| Poor Charlie Brown you will never get laid |
| It’s so hard to get pussy |
| When you’re the baldest kid in 2nd grade |
| Oh Peanuts! |
| Crazy Peanuts! |
| A bunch of kids trying to be free |
| Take my hand and let’s dance now |
| Under Charlie’s shitty Christmas tree |