Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Craig, artist - Stephen Lynch. Album song The Craig Machine, in the genre Date of issue: 04.10.2005
Record label: Stephen Lynch
Song language: English
Craig |
| Everyone knows Jesus, |
| The man who healed the lame, |
| But I am Jesus' brother: |
| Craig is my name. |
| Jesus is the Prince of Peace, |
| Jesus is the Lamb, |
| Jesus is the Son of God, |
| But Craig don’t give a damn. |
| Because when Craig’s in sight, |
| We’ll party all damn night! |
| I don’t turn water into wine, |
| But into cold Coors Light! |
| I’m not my brother, I know, |
| Don’t walk on H2O, |
| But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow! |
| I’m fuckin' Craig! |
| I’m fuckin' Craig! |
| Yeah, I’m fuckin' Craig! |
| Craig Christ. |
| I hang out with lepers, |
| Barabas and Salome. |
| Jesus' friends are called Apostles; |
| Those dudes are totally gay. |
| Jesus performs miracles |
| From Galilee to Rome, |
| But it would be a miracle |
| If he brought a fuckin' lady home. |
| Because while Jesus is prayin', |
| Fuckin' Craig is layin' |
| Every lady in the Testament, |
| You know what I’m sayin'? |
| I won’t die for your sin |
| Like my famous kin, |
| But if you’ve got a little sister, |
| Then there’s room at this inn! |
| I’m fuckin' Craig! |
| Yeah, I’m fuckin' Craig! |
| I’m fuckin' Claagh! |
| Craig Christ. |
| Jesus was our mother’s fave. |
| All her love to him she gave. |
| But there’s no sibling rivalry |
| When he’s nailed to that tree! |
| Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh! |
| And now the question for you, |
| Is not «What Would Jesus Do?», |
| But where will you be |
| When the Craig Machine comes partyin' through? |
| And if the Lord will allow, |
| You’ve got to ask yourself how, |
| And who and why and when and where is your messiah now? |
| It’s fuckin Craig! |
| It’s Fuckin' Craig! |
| Fuckin' Craig! |
| Fuckin' Craig! |
| I’m fuckin' Craig! |
| Craig Christ. |
| Craig Christ. |
| Craig Christ. |
| I’m fuckin' Craig. |