Lyrics Tall Glass O' Water - Stephen Lynch

Tall Glass O' Water

She’s a tall glass o' water,
she’s a sip of lemonade.
She’s a cup of hot Darjeeling tea,
she’s a cool tang in the shade.
She’s an oatmeal cookie,
she’s a crumb of Melba Toast.
She’s the cream in an Oreo cookie,
that’s the part I like the most.
She’s a handful of beernuts,
she’s a cold bottle of Schlitz.
She’s that little tub of Pepto-Bismol whenever I get the -- how you doing,
all right!