
Date of issue: 12.11.2012
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Stephen Lynch
Song language: English
Lion |
«Howdy, folks. |
This next song is a story of a gal who just |
Couldn’t choose between to fellers. |
One was about the nicest |
Guy you ever met, and the other one, well, he’s kind of a |
Dick. |
Let’s listen in as these boys settle it the only way |
They know how; |
through singing. |
And a 1, and a 2… «Make a choice — will it be |
A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby |
Or a guy like me? |
I would comfort you when you’re sad |
Well, I would just leave you crying |
I would protect you if a lion attacked you |
Not trying to fuck with no lion |
I would fight a man for your honor |
I don’t know no kung fu |
I’d carry you across a muddy field |
Bitch, these Jordans are new |
Make a choice — will it be |
A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby |
Or a guy like me? |
I would read you romantic poetry |
I’ll leave that shit on the shelf |
My love making would be sweet and tender |
This thing ain’t sucking itself, no |
I would take you to the finest restaurants |
Here’s an old Baby Ruth |
I would tell you how pretty you look tonight |
And I would tell you the truth |
Make a choice — will it be |
A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby |
Or a guy like me? |
But ba-by, baby |
The choice is up to you |
So pick me quickly |
'Cause I’ve got shit to do |
It’s true dear, I do dear |
I want you to be mine |
But let’s be clear here |
I’m still not fighting no lion… |
«Let's see what happens next… |
Every day I’d say how much I love you |
… I would not |
I’d surprise you with gifts and flowers |
I’d spend your money on pot, yeah |
We would stay up all night just talking |
I’d fall asleep when I came |
I’d spell your name out with a thousand rose petals |
I don’t remember your name! |
Make a choice — will it be |
A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby |
Or a guy like me? |
Make a choice — will it be |
A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby |
Or a guy like me? |
«See? |
I told you he was kind of a dick.» |
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Dear Diary 1 | 2009 |
Crazy Peanuts | 2009 |
Dear Diary 4 | 2009 |
Dear Diary 2 | 2009 |
The Ballad of Scarface | 2009 |
A History Lesson | 2009 |
3 Balloons | 2009 |
Vanilla Ice Cream | 2005 |
Little Tiny Moustache | 2005 |
Baby | 2005 |
Craig | 2005 |
Whittlin' Man | 2005 |
Voices In My Head | 2005 |
Pierre | 2005 |
Classic Rock Song | 2005 |
Albino | 2005 |
Mixer At Delta Chi | 2005 |
Halloween | 2005 |
Not Home | 2005 |
Love Song | 2005 |