Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Lion , by - Stephen Lynch. Song from the album Lion, in the genre Release date: 12.11.2012
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Stephen Lynch
Song language: English
Lion |
| «Howdy, folks. |
| This next song is a story of a gal who just |
| Couldn’t choose between to fellers. |
| One was about the nicest |
| Guy you ever met, and the other one, well, he’s kind of a |
| Dick. |
| Let’s listen in as these boys settle it the only way |
| They know how; |
| through singing. |
| And a 1, and a 2… «Make a choice — will it be |
| A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby |
| Or a guy like me? |
| I would comfort you when you’re sad |
| Well, I would just leave you crying |
| I would protect you if a lion attacked you |
| Not trying to fuck with no lion |
| I would fight a man for your honor |
| I don’t know no kung fu |
| I’d carry you across a muddy field |
| Bitch, these Jordans are new |
| Make a choice — will it be |
| A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby |
| Or a guy like me? |
| I would read you romantic poetry |
| I’ll leave that shit on the shelf |
| My love making would be sweet and tender |
| This thing ain’t sucking itself, no |
| I would take you to the finest restaurants |
| Here’s an old Baby Ruth |
| I would tell you how pretty you look tonight |
| And I would tell you the truth |
| Make a choice — will it be |
| A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby |
| Or a guy like me? |
| But ba-by, baby |
| The choice is up to you |
| So pick me quickly |
| 'Cause I’ve got shit to do |
| It’s true dear, I do dear |
| I want you to be mine |
| But let’s be clear here |
| I’m still not fighting no lion… |
| «Let's see what happens next… |
| Every day I’d say how much I love you |
| … I would not |
| I’d surprise you with gifts and flowers |
| I’d spend your money on pot, yeah |
| We would stay up all night just talking |
| I’d fall asleep when I came |
| I’d spell your name out with a thousand rose petals |
| I don’t remember your name! |
| Make a choice — will it be |
| A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby |
| Or a guy like me? |
| Make a choice — will it be |
| A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby |
| Or a guy like me? |
| «See? |
| I told you he was kind of a dick.» |