Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song HermAphrodite, artist - Stephen Lynch. Album song A Little Bit Special, in the genre HermAphrodite |
| She’s part girl, she’s part boy |
| She’s got parts everyone can enjoy |
| She’s got more, she’s got less |
| She’s got her man hood tucked in her dress |
| Is she a mister or is she a miss? |
| Does she stand up when shes taking a piss? |
| She’s my little girl, yeah, she’s my little guy |
| When I try to please her I get poked in the eye |
| She wears lace and she wears flannel |
| She watches football and the Lifetime Channel |
| What’s that bulge under her nightie? |
| It must be hermaphrodite, yeah, hermaphrodite |
| Some things are white |
| Some things black |
| Some girls wear makeup |
| Mine shaves her back |
| She is still beautiful, she is still fine |
| It’s too bad her package is bigger than mine |
| She can’t help her imperfections |
| She gets jock itch from her yeast infections |
| Who stole all my tighty whities? |
| It must be hermaphrodite, yeah |
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