Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Half a Man , by - Stephen Lynch. Song from the album A Little Bit Special, in the genre Half a Man |
| All my days |
| I live with my disgrace |
| I’m afraid to show my face |
| Or at least take off my underwear |
| See I was born |
| Like a half way neutered pet |
| I don’t have a matching set |
| It’s a part of me |
| That just ain’t there |
| Please, don’t stare |
| Well I’m a gambling man without two dice |
| I’m like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice |
| Oh to have two testis would be so nice |
| But I’m half a man |
| Yeah, I’m half a man |
| Wanna die |
| End it all, just call it quits |
| I can’t find a cup that fits |
| And at baseball games I feel so dumb |
| When I hear «ball one»? |
| Oh, my God |
| How could you have been so cruel |
| To give me one family jewel |
| And the one that’s there must feel so sad |
| He’s a lonely man |
| Well I’m a marathon runner with just one leg |
| I’m a fallopian tube with just one egg |
| Oh, I want another testi |
| Do I have to beg? |
| I’m half a man |
| Well I’m a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum |
| And I’m a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb |
| And I’m a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum |
| I’m just half a man |
| Yeah, I’m half a man |
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