Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Grandfather, artist - Stephen Lynch. Album song Superhero, in the genre Date of issue: 13.01.2003
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Stephen Lynch
Song language: English
Grandfather |
| When Grandfather dies |
| Life will be strange |
| When Grandfather dies |
| My whole world will change |
| When Grandfather dies |
| I’ll scream and I’ll yell |
| 'Cause I’ll be fuckin' rich as hell |
| So Grandfather, die |
| Don’t keep me in suspense |
| Oh Grandfather, cough |
| Up that inheritance |
| Oh Grandfather, don’t |
| Hold on another day |
| I love you to death |
| But I’ve gots bills to pay |
| A stroke would be nice |
| Disease would be cool |
| I’ll scatter his ashes |
| In my new swimming pool |
| I’ll party with Hef |
| I’ll dine with the Queen |
| So what say we unplug that machine? |
| Oh Grandfather, die |
| Before the fiscal year |
| Oh Grandfather, I |
| Wish Kevorkian were here |
| Oh Grandfather, fly |
| Just take your final bow |
| Oh Grandfather, die |
| Family hates you anyhow |
| For God’s sakes, you must be as old as the sun |
| Your Social Security Number is 1 |
| You’re deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee |
| You donate your blood every time that you pee |
| Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains |
| You’re so old your penis has varicose veins |
| Oh, why don’t you die, Grandpa? |
| Why must you fight? |
| You old motherfucker |
| Just walk toward the goddamn light |
| Walk toward the light, old man |
| Walk toward the light, old man |
| It’s all over now |
| My granddad is dead |
| A mysterious blow |
| To his wrinkled old head |
| Before I collect |
| A small oversight |
| But everything should work out all right |
| I’ll start working on my grandma tonight |