Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Gerbil, artist - Stephen Lynch. Album song A Little Bit Special, in the genre Date of issue: 03.10.2000
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Stephen Lynch
Song language: English
Gerbil |
| I bought a gerbil from the petting zoo |
| If Richard Gere can do it I can too |
| I get undressed, start to lube |
| I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube |
| Wondering just how he’ll feel |
| Will he like it better than his little wheel |
| Careful now he’s right beside me |
| One more inch and he’s inside me |
| Go, gerbil go |
| Burrow harder, burrow deeper |
| Be my little chimney sweeper |
| One thing I forgot about |
| How am I supposed to get you out? |
| So now my Gerbils on easy street |
| It’s warm and cozy and there’s plenty to eat |
| The situation is beyone my control |
| Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole |
| I try crowbars, I try wires |
| I almost had him with a pair of pliers |
| I try cheese but he’s not biting |
| I wish this wasn’t so exciting |
| Go, gerbil go |
| Jesus I am such a sucker |
| Please get out you furry fucker |
| I think I am getting ill |
| Suddenly he’s very very still |
| Now it’s too late |
| My gerbil died |
| I guess I have commited gerbicide |
| Here’s some advice |
| It’s very clear cut |
| If you love your gerbil |
| Don’t stick him up your butt |
| Don’t stick him up your butt |
| Little furry gerbil in your booty hole |
| Don’t stick him up and you put him in the end and he won’t come out |
| Yeah |