Lyrics For The Ladies - Stephen Lynch

For The Ladies

I kissed you on the cheek, «Goodnight my love» I say
You turned to me and smiled «A baby’s on the way»
And then you drift asleep to dream of life anew
And I lie wondering just what I should I do…
I could kick you in the stomach and catch you unawares
I could swear to god you accidentally fell that flight of stairs
When I tell you that I love you I will look you in the eye
As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh…