Lyrics Casualty of Love - Stephen Lynch, The Wedding Singer Ensemble

Casualty of Love

I thought I had the kind of love
You find in fairy tales
But then my girl ripped out my heart
With her plastic press-on nails
So if you know the kind of pain
This looser’s singin' of
Well, let me hear you say it
I’m a casualty of love
Just a casualty of love
I’m a casulaty of love!
Tell me about it!
I put a top hat on my cat, and I asked him to the prom
I was stood up by my date, and by date I mean my mom
Each night I open up my mouth and give those twinkies a shove
Well I know why you do it
You’re a casualty of love
I’m a casualty of love
Just a casualty of love
A casualty of
Love
We’re from different walks of life
And different points of view
But we come together now
Through our hatred of you!
Cause we’re casualties of love
Love’s a trick, love’s a trap
Love’s a hot chick with the clap
Love’s a hoax, love’s a tease
A pinata full of bees
Love’s a joke, love’s a scam
A Sargent Slaughter body slam
Love’s a wound, watch it bleed
Love’s the only thing I…
You’ll end up just like us
Cause, trust me, love always ends
You’ll be fat, divorced, and broke
While she has sex with all of your friends
You’ll be casualties of love
Love’s a trick, love’s a trap
Love’s a hot chick with the clap
Love’s a wound, watch it bleed
Love’s the only thing I need
I need
No one’s ever gonna love
A casualty of love