Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Best Friends Song, artist - Stephen Lynch. Album song Superhero, in the genre Date of issue: 13.01.2003
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Stephen Lynch
Song language: English
Best Friends Song |
| Stephen: Mark has been my best friend for many years now, and I wrote a song- |
| Mark: About one |
| Stephen: …that's a lot of months. |
| I wrote a song to celebrate what I think is |
| our greatest asset as friends, and that’s our complete and utter differences. |
| We’re total opposites when it comes to almost everything |
| Mark: Completely |
| Stephen: So I wrote a song, and we’re gonna sing it for you now |
| Mark: Gay. |
| Not gay. |
| Just one thing. |
| It’s this shirt, isn’t it? |
| Alright, |
| I’m the gay one |
| Stephen: Thank you! |
| I didn’t wanna out you in front of everybody |
| Mark: I like my toast buttered |
| Stephen: And I like mine dry |
| Mark: I dig the Beatles |
| Stephen: I’m a 'Stones kinda guy |
| Mark: I have fine taste |
| Stephen: And I like things cheap |
| Mark: I wanna stay up all night |
| Stephen: I just wanna sleep… with your sister! |
| Mark: I’m sorry, what did you just say? |
| Stephen: What? |
| Mark: No, you just said something about you want to sleep with my- |
| Mark: I like the sunshine |
| Stephen: And I wanna nail your sister |
| Mark: See there, you just said it again. |
| I like Julia Roberts movies |
| Stephen: I just wanna F*** the S*** out of your sister! |
| Stephen: Well Tyke, you would rule, if you’d say «It's cool» |
| Mark: What are you talking about? |
| It’s not cool! |
| Stephen: I’d go pick her up at her Jr. High School! |
| Mark: Woah! |
| Hey! |
| That Sister? |
| NO! |
| Stephen: Yeah! |
| I wanna F*** your sister! |
| I just wanna F*** in her F***ing face |
| and C** all over her hair and stick it in her eyeball and- |
| Mark: Hey! |
| No! |
| OH MY GOD! |
| You can’t skull F*** my sister! |
| Mark: Hey, hey, woah! |
| Wait a minute! |
| Stephen: What? |
| Mark: Woah, goddamit! |
| Stephen: What??? |
| Mark: You wanna F*** my sister? |
| Stephen: Yes |
| Mark: You wanna F*** my SISTER? |
| Stephen: Yes! |
| Mark: *pause* $ 26.50 |