| Once she dressed in silks and lace, Owned a Rolls Royce car
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| Now she seems quite out of place, like a fallen star
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| Draped around my kitchen sink, Happy as can be
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| I just have to stop and think, Why she fell for me
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| I’m not much to look at, nothing to see
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| Just glad I’m livin' and lucky to be
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| I got a woman crazy for me
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| She’s funny that way
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| I can’t save a dollar, ain’t worth a cent
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| She doesn’t holler she’d live in a tent
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| I got a woman crazy for me
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| She’s funny that way
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| Tho' she loves to work and slave for me ev’ry day
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| She’d be so much better off if I went away
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| But why should I leave her, why should I go
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| She’d be unhappy without me I know
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| I got a woman crazy for me
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| She’s funny that way
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| She should have the very best, Anyone can see
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| Still she’s diff’rent from the rest, satisfied with me
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| While I worry plan and scheme, Over what to do
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| Can’t help feeling it’s a dream, Too good to be true
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| Never had nothin'; |
| no one to care
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| That’s why I seem to have more than my share
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| I got a woman, crazy for me
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| She’s funny that way |
| When I hurt her feelings, once in a while
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| Her only answer is one little smile
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| I got a woman crazy for me
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| She’s funny that way
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| I can see no other way and no better plan
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| End it all and let her go to some better man;
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| But I’m only human, coward at best
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| I’m more than certain she’d follow me west
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| I got a woman crazy for me
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| She’s funny that way |