Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Four Years Foreplay, artist - Smosh. Date of issue: 13.09.2009
Song language: English
Four Years Foreplay |
| There’s a thing or two about high school that you need to know |
| We wish we had known this when we were freshman |
| Watch out for freshman Friday; |
| the most dangerous day of the week |
| You thought you were excited for the weekend, but this is where you week ends |
| Four more years of obeying authority, without question |
| Don’t be so excited, there’s only 1,460 pages left to read |
| It will be time to celebrate, when it’s time to graduate |
| Whatever you do, don’t you ever bring a roller backpack to school |
| Because douchebag kids will kick them over |
| We don’t see why though, they’re really convenient |
| If a girl gives you a smile, |
| Don’t be deceived, she wants you to father her child |
| And he’s probably not even cute |
| The only good thing about high school |
| Is that there’s super badass playgrounds |
| They have the best swings ever! |
| I once jumped five feet in the air! |
| Four more years of obeying authority, without question |
| Don’t be so excited, there’s only 1,460 pages left to read |
| It will be time to celebrate, when it’s time to graduate |
| To think about how happy I was before I came, |
| Running out of every room I walked in today |
| But the most miserable part, |
| Is that it’s only the first day (It's only the first day) |
| To think about how happy I was before I came, |
| Running out of every room I walked in today |
| But the most miserable part, |
| Is that it’s only the first day |
| If high school was compared to seeing your mom in a playboy magazine, |
| Then maybe high school isn’t that bad |
| 'Cause that’d be the biggest boner kill in history |
| Unless she’s hot |