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Girls Are Gross

Gross
Girls are gross
Nobody knows (Aah)
Gross
Girls are gross
When we’re alone
When I wake up, still got makeup on
To do it all over, gotta wake at dawn
Yeah, pop my zits, so satisfying
My B.O.
smells like I am dying
Shower?
Nope, we got dry shampoo
Dry shaving legs
Got a hairy bathroom
Facing the day in yesterday’s lashes
(Place is a wreck)
But I’m looking fantastic
Gross
Girls are gross
We skip the soap (Soo)
Gross
Girls are gross
Better cover your nose
Covered in sweat
Between my breasts
But I’m still gonna keep my cash there
Crumbs and lip stain
Wanna bite of chow mein?
Nevermind, that’s some loose hair (Oops)
My bra looks cute
Lacy and silky
I never wash it
Yeah, it’s filthy
Got this shit since 10th grade
IT’S SOAKED IN TITTY MARINADE
Gross
Girls are gross
Don’t motorboat (No, no, nooooo-Soo)
Gross
Girls are gross
Got sweaty bongos
Hey, guys (Hey, BB)
Let’s talk about period stains (Mm, let’s)
We don’t throw out our period-stained underwear (Mm, m)
We just keep them to wear the next month (We do)
It’s like a seven-layer-dip of bloodstains (Salty)
And, let’s not forget about period poops
Your uterine lining is already gushing out of your vagina (It is)
You know what would make it better?
ENDLESS DIARRHEA
Oh, and we can’t fart in public (No)
So, we save them all, until we’re alone (Oo)
Hotboxing our cars, with a whole day of concentrated farts (In my Jetta)
You want a ride, baby?
Gross
Girls are gross
My bra is soaked, discharge below
Gross
Girls are gross
Gross
Girls are gross
When we’re alone (Soo)
Gross
Girls are gross
So now, you know
Gross